Golden Girl Finance reports that a 2010 study by researchers at several universities indicates that “the more money you win in the lottery, the more likely you are to end up bankrupt.” From the article: “Similar research from the National… Read More ›
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Are Upscale Homeless People Thumbing Their Noses After Urban Outfitters’ CEO Reportedly Called Customers “Upscale Homeless” People?
Buzzfeed reports that at a September 2012 analyst day, the CEO of Urban Outfitters described the namesake store’s customer as the “upscale homeless person…” Here’s the quote from the article, which also refers to the company’s Anthropologie brand: “The Urban… Read More ›
Iran Confirms It Does Not Have A Time Machine, In Case You Wonder Who Those People Visiting You In Silver Unibody Suits from 2050 Are!
Update on a recent story we’ve been following! ABC News reports that Iran has set the record straight: they do not have a time machine. 3 Reasons We Already Knew An Iranian Scientist Didn’t Invent A Time Machine 1. The… Read More ›
Did Time Machine Inventor Use Time Machine To Predict China Would Steal His Time Machine?
Yesterday, we wrote about an Iranian scientist who claimed to have invented a “time machine” that sounded more like a “crystal ball” or “coin-operated fortune teller” or “random person who will take your money on the Atlantic City Boardwalk” than… Read More ›
Scientist Claims To Have Invented Time Machine… But Apparently Means “Crystal Ball.”
The Telegraph reports that an Iranian scientist claims to have developed a “time machine.” From the article: “My invention easily fits into the size of a personal computer case and can predict details of the next 5-8 years of the life… Read More ›
Honey, Delta Is Shrinking The Bathrooms!
NBC News reports that Delta Airlines is planning on reducing the size of some economy class bathrooms to add more seats in an area behind the sinks. 3 Worse Things An Airline Can Change In Size 1. Honey, I Shrunk… Read More ›
Law School Graduates Suing Law Schools After They Can’t Find Jobs!
CNN reports that law schools are being sued in class-action suits across America after recent graduates have been unable to find jobs. 3 Worse Potential Lawsuits From Recent Law School Grads 1. Suing their former schools for not teaching a course… Read More ›
Facebook Reportedly To Introduce a Facebook Phone This Week, And It’s Not An April Fool’s Joke!
Quartz reports that Facebook is going to release a smart phone this Thursday running a version of the Android operating system. The report also reminds us that MySpace once introduced a phone, which didn’t lead to the greatness some expected… Read More ›
Just In Time For Easter: Bacon Condoms
The New York Daily News reports that J&D Foods, a company whose motto is “everything should taste like bacon,” is selling bacon condoms. Specifically, a lated condom with a printed-bacon pattern coated in “baconlube, a water-based meat-flavored personal lubricant.” We… Read More ›
Walmart Delivers A Delivery Idea Full Of Potential Comedy!
Reuters reports that Walmart is considering a plan where its customers will deliver goods to online shoppers in return for some sort of discount. So maybe on some future Easter weekend, you can have someone featured on People of Walmart entertain your… Read More ›