The Toronto Sun/QMI agency report that Coca-Cola has apologized for a bottle of Vitaminwater found in Edmonton with the words “You Retard” on the inside of the cap. How did this happen? “Retard” means “late” in French, and according to… Read More ›
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iPhone 5S Fingerprint Reader Reportedly Will Not Work With Severed Fingers, Just Like Congress Will Not Work With Republicans Severed Into Groups Of Tea-Partiers And Everyone Else.
As the iPhone 5S is currently being sold in parts of the world where it is September 20, 2013, future owners in North America may be able to sleep soundly tonight knowing (smart) thieves will not try to steal their… Read More ›
Interstellar Space May Sound Scarier Than Latest Miley Cyrus Single.
io9.com reports that Voyageur 1 has left the solar system and its recordings indicate that the sounds that can be heard in interstellar space are “shrill, wraithlike cries.” You can listen for yourself by clicking here. 3 Questions That Arise… Read More ›
Here’s How Teenagers Are Getting In Trouble At McDonald’s These Days.
The Huffington post reports that a pair of teenagers were threatened to be kicked out of McDonald’s by an employee for setting up a table cloth on the table, along with plates, and cutlery, in an effort to eat a… Read More ›
If Hot Dog Vendors Become Obsolete, Will Foam #1 Finger Vendors Become #1?
Yahoo Finance reports that stadium hot dog vendors may soon be obsolete, based on tests at places such as Yankee Stadium, where in a certain section you can use an app on your smart phone to order a hot dog. Then… Read More ›
Is It Time To Prematurely Blow Your Wad Of Money On Xmas Gifts?
Yesterday, we wrote about K-Mart reportedly setting a record for earliest-ever Christmas shopping advertising by running ads on September 9. 3 Questions That Arise From This Story 1. “If I don’t act now, does that mean K-Mart stores will be… Read More ›
K-Mart Says Do Your Christmas Shopping Now! Gotcha! We Didn’t Say “Simon Says.”
It seems like just yesterday we were writing about Target pushing the holiday envelope by running Christmas ads in early October. It seems like yesterday, because we, like Target, aren’t so good with keeping track of time. Hello, Target, here… Read More ›
Family Living Like It’s 1986, Just Like The Keatons!
The Toronto Sun reports that a family from Guelph, Ontario, Canada has decided to live like it’s 1986 until April 2014. Specifically, they have given up Facebook, Apple products, and non-mullet haircuts. 3 Questions That Arise From This Story 1…. Read More ›
Yahoo Changes Logo In Epic Font Event
AllThingsD reports that Yahoo has introduced a new logo, after 30 days of build up featuring different, non-permanent Yahoo logos. The logo is purple, slimmer, and, well, if you’re really into logos you can watch an entire video about the… Read More ›
New Watch Will Allow Friends To Text You Messages Suggesting You Get A Less Nerdy Watch
The NY Times reports that Samsung has introduced a “smart watch” that can take pictures, tell you what time it is, and even take phone calls (only if you also have a Samsung phone or tablet on bluetooth nearby). From… Read More ›
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