CNN reports that the U.S. government is considering lifting inflight bans of cell phone calls. According to the article, for just millions of dollars, airplanes can be equipped to let you make cell phone calls, which carriers would likely recoup… Read More ›
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3 Silliest Headlines On CNN.Com Right Now
3. Topless Kim K shocks in Kanye vid. Shocking for someone who became famous for being in a leaked sex tape with a songwriter and record producer to appear in a music video? We doubt it. Now a semi-nude Rob Kardashian… Read More ›
This Does Not Call For A Bud Light!
Yesterday we wrote about a man who rushed back into a burning home to rescue some Bud Light. 3 More Bad Reasons To Run Back Into A Burning Home 1. To rescue a non-light beer. Totally more flammable and risky!… Read More ›
Finally A Product For When You Can’t Decide Between A Burger And A Grilled Cheese Sandwich!
Foodbeast reports that Jack In The Box has introduced a cheeseburger with a grilled cheese sandwich on top. 3 Products We’d Like To See Jack In The Box Introduce 1. A Jack In The Box, with a grilled cheese sandwich… Read More ›
Giving Yourself Five Stars Online May Not Be A Five Star Idea!
The New York Times reports that New York regulators have agreed to allow $350,000 in penalties to be paid by companies that wrote fake positive online reviews for products or services. Apparently something called “reputation enhancement firms” write fake reviews,… Read More ›
Europe May Send Robotic Snakes Into Space, Yet Can’t Seem To Send Greek Debt There.
The Washington Post reports that the European Space Agency is considering sending robotic snakes into space. Apparently, snake maneuverability may assist snake-bots at accessing difficult-to-reach areas of Mars. Because cleaning mars with traditional mops can be hard on your back,… Read More ›
Potty-Mouthed Bottle Cap Hopefully Grounded
The Toronto Sun/QMI agency report that Coca-Cola has apologized for a bottle of Vitaminwater found in Edmonton with the words “You Retard” on the inside of the cap. How did this happen? “Retard” means “late” in French, and according to… Read More ›
The Proof Is In The Pudding That You Can Score Big If You Read Pudding Container Fine Print!
TodayIFoundOut.com has a really interesting piece today about a man who accumulated over a million air miles by buying approximately $3,000 in pudding that featured an air miles promotion. All he had to do was mail bar codes from the… Read More ›
Maybe If You Drink Enough Of It, Beer Goggles Will Give Hello Kitty A Mouth!
Eatocracy reports that Hello Kitty fruit-flavored beer is now available in Taiwan and China! 3 More Products We Wouldn’t Want To See Featuring Childrens’ Characters 1. Wile E. Coyote Olive Garden Bottomless Bowls Of Salad And Breadsticks. Made of bottomless holes… Read More ›
Is It Time To Prematurely Blow Your Wad Of Money On Xmas Gifts?
Yesterday, we wrote about K-Mart reportedly setting a record for earliest-ever Christmas shopping advertising by running ads on September 9. 3 Questions That Arise From This Story 1. “If I don’t act now, does that mean K-Mart stores will be… Read More ›
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