In a CNBC interview with the CEO of McDonald’s, the CEO reportedly said that McDonald’s is looking at “innovative ways” to extend breakfast hours for customers! We haven’t attended McDonald’s Hamburger University outside Chicago, so we can only speculate as to… Read More ›
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If Nobody In Italy Wants To Make Pizza, We Wonder If This Will Force A 30 Days Or It’s Free Policy…
CNBC reports that despite having the worst unemployment record in two decades, Italy has a shortage of 6,000 pizza-makers, that it is having trouble filling! 3 Pizza-Related Shortages We Do Not Want To See! 1. A shortage of items to stuff… Read More ›
3 Uses For Your Mummified 14-Year-Old $5,000+ Hamburger
Yesterday, we wrote about a Utah man who turned down an offer of $5,000 for a 14-year-old mummified McDonald’s hamburger he found in his pocket. On our comments board, funny blogger Twissblog wrote: “My question is–now that he hasn’t sold… Read More ›
Man Could Have Had Incredible Return On Investment On 14-Year-Old Hamburger on eBay!
CNN reports that a Utah man found a 14-year-old McDonald’s mummified hamburger in his coat pocket, which he has since refused to sell to on eBay for $2,000 or to a radio DJ for $5,000. The man paid $0.79 for… Read More ›
Are Americans Going To Start Finding Seahorse Meat In Their Fishburgers?
Looks like the horse DNA recently found in some beef in Europe isn’t the only surprise animal substitute you may find in your next meal! CBC reports that a recent study indicates that 33% of fish sold in U.S. grocery… Read More ›
Don’t Worry New Yorkers, You Can Still Drink A Pound Of Liquid At Your Favorite Establishments!
CNN reports that a New York state judge has blocked Mayor Bloomberg’s legislation preventing NYC restaurants from selling sugary drinks larger than 16 ounces from going into effect at midnight tonight. 3 Reactions We Might Expect To This News 1…. Read More ›
Alleged Identity Thief Orders Drink Using Waitress’ Stolen I.D., Proving You No Longer Need To Suspend Disbelief When The Next Incarnation Of “17 Again” Comes Out!
Colorado’s 9NEWS reports that an Applebee’s waitress got a surprise when she asked a margarita-ordering customer to show her I.D. The customer was an alleged identity thief, and reportedly handed the waitress the waitress’ own I.D., apparently unaware that she… Read More ›
Horses May Wish Taco Bell Didn’t Run For The British Border
Fox News reports that horse DNA has been found in ground beef at Taco Bell in Britain. 3 Worse Things You Could Find In A Fast Food Taco 1. IKEA instructions of how to assemble a taco. In addition to… Read More ›
Hacker Places McDonald’s New Fish McBites On Burger King Web Site… Now We Don’t Know What Product To Buy!
Yahoo reports that a hacker hacked into Burger King’s Twitter account and posted a McDonald’s logo, an image of new “Fish McBites,” and the words “Just got sold to McDonald’s because the Whopper flopped…” 3 Startling Revelations From This News Story… Read More ›
McDonald’s Continues Ad Campaign Where Canadians Ask Unusual Questions… And Has A Frequently Asked Questions Page About Asking Questions
We recently reported that McDonald’s Canada has launched an ad campaign where they allow Canadians to use Twitter or Facebook to ask the company questions about McDonald’s on a web site. In fact, McDonald’s now has a “Frequently Asked Questions”… Read More ›
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