In an interview with CNN’s Anderson Cooper, Donald Trump says that he has not decided whether he will release his tax returns, but will make a decision over the next few months because his returns are complicated. 3 Questions That… Read More ›
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Um, What Are Supreme Courts For, Again?
The purpose of a Supreme Court is to reverse or uphold decisions from lower courts, presumably to correct errors of law affecting the public interest. Yet lawyers Marco Rubio and Ted Cruz support the idea of the Senate not confirming… Read More ›
Jeb Breaks Out The W!
The Daily Mail reports that Jeb Bush will have his brother, former President George W. Bush at his side at a rally in South Carolina. Three More ‘W’s We’d Like To See Rally With Jeb Bush Wizards. Perhaps they could reveal… Read More ›
3 New Slogans For Trump Now That He Hears Unemployment Is 42%
Earlier this week Donald Trump told supporters to not believe that America has a 5% unemployment rate. He hears it’s more like 42%! Here are 3 new slogans we propose for Trump: “Making America great again, by a secret plan… Read More ›
Live: 3 Suggestions For Tonight’s Democratic Debate
Backdrop saying this is a “PBS NEWS HOUR” debate is clearly misleading in this two hour debate. This would be a better sponsor if the debate was held at 2:00 a.m. when Daylight Savings Time ends in a few weeks. Hey… Read More ›
Trump Hears “42%” Of Americans Are Unemployed
In his New Hampshire victory speech last night, Donald Trump told America and his supporters not to believe America’s 5% unemployment number. He’s hearing the number is more like 42%…Really? We have… 3 Explanations We Have For What Trump Is… Read More ›
Brief Summary Of The New Hampshire Primaries
Based on long lines of cars, people in Merrimack think voting is done via drive-thru. “Tell me more about this drive-thru,” we expect Chris Christie to bellow, “If it is full of voters for Trump, shut down the bridge leading… Read More ›
GOP Pulls Debate From NBC, Moves It To CNN
CNN reports that the GOP has moved the GOP’s Super Tuesday debate from NBC to CNN after complaints of CNBC’s (a unit of NBC) moderation of a GOP debate last year. The RNC committee chair had this to say: “While… Read More ›
3 Definitions We Have For Natural “Born Citizen”
As Donald Trump continues to question whether Canadian-born Ted Cruz is a “Natural Born Citizen,” a phrase that is not defined by the Constitution, we offer 3 definitions: It means what it meant in 1776, just like all Ted Cruz… Read More ›
3 New Year’s Resolutions For U.S. Presidential Candidates
Donald Trump. “I resolve to exercise more, and by ‘exercise’ I mean ‘exercise my right to free speech while these loser media companies report every ridiculous thing I say to the losers who are my base.’” Hillary Clinton. “I resolve to be… Read More ›
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