As Scotland voted earlier today whether to remain part of the United Kingdom, CNN reports that voter turnout is very high, perhaps as high as 90%. Which raises the question: what’s your excuse, other ten percent? 3 Possible Excuses For… Read More ›
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Thank You For Visiting This One-In-A-Billion Web Site
Yahoo News Digest reports that the number of web sites in the world surpassed one billion yesterday. And you still came to this non-stop humor-based-on-real news web party, so thank you. And as the number of web sites grows, .gov,… Read More ›
Apple Releases Tool To Make It Easier To Remove Free U2 Album
Yahoo News Digest reports that Apple has released a tool that makes it easier to remove U2’s new album “Songs Of Innocence” which was added to 500 million iTunes accounts for free. 3 New Titles We Propose For U2’s Next… Read More ›
3 Places We’d Like To See Burger King Move Its Headquarters
Yesterday, we wrote about some U.S. senators warning Burger King not to move its headquarters to Canada. Here are 3 places we’d like to see the company move its headquarters: 1. In the Palisades neighborhood of DC. What Senator wouldn’t want… Read More ›
U.S. Senators Urge Burger King To Not Move Head Office To Canada
Yahoo News Digest reports that a group of U.S. Senators are urging Burger King to not move its tax domicile to Canada by acquiring coffee chain Tim Hortons. 3 More Places We Urge Burger King Not To Move Its Head… Read More ›
3 More Titles For Goldman Sachs 10,000+ Vice-Presidents
Those of you who have been following know that we have been trying to help Goldman Sachs, who has over 10,000 vice-presidents, but no definition of “vice-president” come up with more vice-presidential titles. Here are 3 more we propose: 1…. Read More ›
“Chapter 11 Bankruptcy” Is A Lousy Title For A Book Chapter!
The AP reports that Radio Shack announced yesterday that if it does not find new financing, it may have to file for Chapter 11 bankruptcy. 3 Book Chapters Titles We Would Rather See Radio Shack File For 1. “The Chapter… Read More ›
We Propose Three New Names For Radio Shack
Reuters reports that Radio Shack stock sank yesterday after an analyst cut its stock price target to $0. Perhaps the problem here is that the words “Radio” and “Shack” don’t exactly convey high-tech, in a world where a future watch… Read More ›
Calgary Gets Second Snowfall Of The Summer, How Will This Affect Climate Change’s Self-Esteem?
Yahoo News Digest reports that a heavy snow fall in Calgary, Alberta, Canada this morning could take “days” or “weeks” to clean up. It’s the second snowfall for Calgary this summer. 3 Questions That Arise From This Story 1. Who… Read More ›
Apple Introduces Talking Watch… What Would Non-Talking Rolexes Have To Say?
Apple unveiled the Apple Watch today, which features Siri mobile talking assistant, and a bunch of other things $30,000 watches can’t do. The watch will be ready some time in 2015, just in time to return useless Christmas gift watches…. Read More ›
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