Yahoo News Digest reports that during a Q&A with Stephen Hawking, in response to a question concerning the departure of Zayn Malik from One Direction, Hawking consoled a young girl by saying in another universe the band may be together…. Read More ›
Mildly Bad News
Study: Canadians Love Smiling Poop Emoji More Than Any Nation
Entertainment.ir reports that a recent survey indicating Emoji popularity found that the smiling poop Emoji (💩) is the most popular Emoji in Canada. Meanwhile, Australians like the beer Emoji, and residents of France adore the heart Emoji. As for America… apparently… Read More ›
We Propose 3 New Slogans For The New Abercrombie
Yahoo Finance reports that Abercrombie & Fitch is dropping its “sexualized” marketing and use of shirtless male models at events. Here are 3 new slogans we propose for the company: 1. Abercrombie: Apparently shirtless people aren’t so good at selling… Read More ›
3 More Messages We Would Write For Free For An Invisible Boyfriend Service
Yesterday, we wrote about the service “Invisible Boyfriend” which sends you text messages for a monthly fee, so that you can apparently show the messages to other people to prove you have a boyfriend. Save your money. We have 3… Read More ›
People Paying Money For Fake Digital Boyfriends
The Star Phoenix reports that a service called “Invisible Boyfriend” will send you texts (apparently written by people with a good sense of humor) from a fake boyfriend for $25 a month. Why go through all this effort? Perhaps to… Read More ›
School Bus Driver Allowed To Forbid Young Girl From Reading Book While Riding Bus
CBC reports that a school board in Quebec has upheld a school bus driver’s rule that forbids one young girl from reading on the bus. Apparently the bus driver believes reading a book is dangerous because a reader could poke… Read More ›
HBO Issues Cease And Desist Letter To Bar Showing Game of Thrones
Yahoo Finance reports that a Brooklyn bar ended two years of showing HBO’s Game of Thrones after being issued a cease-and-desist letter. 3 Related Cease-And-Desist Letters We’d Like To See 1. Dear Furious 7 viewers – please cease and desist… Read More ›
Good Luck Googling Your Name Starting Tomorrow!
Yahoo News Digest reports that Google will start demoting sites that are viewed as non-mobile friendly in searches beginning tomorrow. Some are calling it “Mobilegeddon.” We have 3 names for it… 1. “Great, if by great you mean another-obstacle-to-viewing-normal-web-sites on… Read More ›
100 Million-Year-Old Fossil Found Near Texas Construction Site
The Toronto Sun reports that a 100-million year old nodasaur fossil was found at a mall construction site by a four-year old boy. 3 Questions That Arise From This Story 1. What was Alice Cooper doing in Texas? Isn’t he… Read More ›
3 Solutions We Propose To Help Retired NFL Players Avoid Bankruptcy
Yahoo reports that a study indicates that one in 6 retired NFL players file for bankruptcy within 12 years of retirement. We have three suggestions to possibly avoid this. 1. Never retire! Do you really want a new generation of… Read More ›
NotTheWorstNews 