CNN reports that Disney will be adjusting its pricing at its American Theme Parks based on the time of year, with three price ranges: Value, Regular, and Peak periods. Since we’re all about helping media conglomerates, here are 3 slogans… Read More ›
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And the State With the Least Amount of Sleep is…
According to a recent study, people in Hawaii get the least sleep, while people in South Dakota, Colorado, and Minnesota get the most. We have four explanations: Hard to stay awake when most exciting thing to do in your state… Read More ›
3 Business Ideas For Kanye West… As He Seems To Need Better Ideas.
Kanye West tweeted an unusual Valentine to Facebook CEO, Mark Zuckerberg. You can view the tweet by clicking here, where Kanye asks Zuck to invest one billion dollars in “Kanye West Ideas.” This all followed a Tweet where Kanye said… Read More ›
3 Useless Ways People End Emails and Other Messages
1. “Cheers.” If you end an email with the word “Cheers,” we can only conclude two things: (i) You are drinking at the time of sending your office email at 10:30 a.m.; and (ii) You think the recipients are also… Read More ›
Donald Trump Campaigning Like It’s 1999… But Why Is Everyone Forgetting Trump’s 1989 Ghostbusters Video Appearance?
Tonight on CNN, a Donald Trump supporter continued to explain how Bill Clinton’s 1990s affairs are somehow relevant to Hillary Clinton’s campaign. 3 Questions For Donald Trump Do you really believe that Americans don’t know Bill and Hillary are different people?… Read More ›
3 New Slogans For Montana Based On What Residents Searched For On Google In 2015
According to research by Estately, the most searched term on Google in Montana this year was “wolves.” Since we are all about helping states, here are 3 new slogans we propose for Montana, whose current slogans/nicknames include “Big Sky Country”… Read More ›
Report: Verizon Will Consider Buying Yahoo!
Forbes reports that Verizon “Will look at” buying Yahoo!, according to Verizon’s CFO. The company recently bought AOL. Since we’re all about helping corporations, here are: 3 New Slogans We Propose For Verizon We didn’t get to party like it… Read More ›
3 More Cyber Monday Republican Sales We Want To See Tomorrow
Buy anything on the internet, and Donald Trump receives 12% off support in latest polls.* Donate to Ben Carson campaign online and receive actual grain found in Egyptian pyramids.** Buy any HP product online using an HP product, and receive… Read More ›
3 Last Minute Republican Black Friday Sales
10% off next book written by Ted Cruz for every donation made to his campaign by midnight.* Free carbon emissions in exchange for putting any Republican candidate’s bumper sticker on the back of your SUV or pick-up.** Buy one get… Read More ›
Costco Sends Letter With Funnier Organic Food Labeling Correction Strategy Than Whole Foods
We recently wrote about Whole Foods’ response to allegations that the company sold items at New York stores with labels indicating inaccurate weights. Their apparent strategy was to apologize. Yawn! Let’s see what Costco did in a similar situation… We… Read More ›
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