CNN reports that an Asteroid is expected to miss earth by 300,000 miles on Halloween, which is “slightly farther away than the moon.” 3 Questions That Arise From This Story So basically this asteroid is not even going to be… Read More ›
Month: October 2015
3 Slogans For Amazon As It Eliminates Fake Reviews
Yesterday we wrote about Amazon eliminating fake reviews… as we are all about helping companies here are 3 slogans we propose for Amazon. Amazon: We’re Not Yelp. So Don’t Look For Fake Restaurant Reviews Here, No Matter How Hungry You Are…. Read More ›
Amazon Suing Sellers Of Fake Reviews
CNN reports that Amazon is suing 1,000 sellers of fake positive reviews. Some “reviewers” apparently accepted empty envelopes with Amazon shipping labels from sellers to meet the “verified seller” requirement. 3 Reviews We’ve Written For Amazon “Love how you’re driving… Read More ›
Playboy To Stop Printing Nudity… We Propose Three Slogans For The New Magazine
CNN reports that Playboy, with a circulation of 800,000 will soon drop nude images from its magazine, to compete with other magazines like GQ and Esquire. Since we’re all about helping companies, here our 3 slogans we have for the… Read More ›
CNN: Americans From Some States May Need Passports To Fly Within The U.S.
CNN reports that driver’s licenses from Louisiana, New York, New Hampshire, and Minnesota may not be good enough to take a domestic flight within the U.S. at some point in 2016. Meaning that unless those states update their drivers licenses,… Read More ›
Steve Ballmer Discloses 4% Stake In Twitter
Bloomberg reports that former Microsoft CEO has disclosed he has bought a 4% stake in Twitter. 3 Questions That Arise From This Story Is Steve Ballmer even capable of delivering 140 character messages? From his long barking sales pitches back… Read More ›
After 60 Years Saskatchewan Town Stops Using Slogan “Land of Rape and Honey.”
MacLean’s reports that the town of Tisdale, Saskatchewan has decided to stop using its slogan: “Land of Rape and Honey.” In the town “Rape” refers to Rapeseed. But after 60 years the town has decided to come up with a… Read More ›
Even 3 More Slogans We Have For New Mega-Beer Company
We’ve been writing about the merger of the world’s two largest beer companies: Anheuser-Busch-Inbev and SABMiller. As we are all about helping companies, here are 3 new slogans we propose of the entity. “We also make craft beer. Using marketing… Read More ›
SABMiller Accepts Anheuser-Busch-Inbev Offer… We’ve Got 3 Slogans For The New Company
SABMiller, the world’s second largest beer-maker announced today that it has agreed in principle to be acquired by Anheuser-Busch-Inbev, the world’s largest brewer. Since we’re all about helping massive corporations, here are 3 slogans we propose for the merged company…. Read More ›
3 Ticker Symbols We Would Have Chosen For Ferrari
CNN reports that Ferrari has set a $1 billion IPO valuing the company at $10 billion. The stock will trade under the ticker symbol “RACE.” Here are 3 ticker symbols we have chosen if they were available. TINY – for… Read More ›
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