CNN reports that Carly Fiorina has moved to number two in the polls with 15% support, behind Donald Trump who has fallen to 24% support. One talking head on CNN even called Fiorina a visionary. Three Slogans We Propose For… Read More ›
Month: September 2015
New York Mets Alter “Kiss Cam” Policy.
CNN reports that after complaints of homophobia, the New York Mets will no longer be putting photos of two opposing players on its “Kiss Cam.” Since we’re all about helping baseball teams, here are: 3 More Reasons We Suggest Scrapping… Read More ›
NHL Players Will Have To Go Through Metal Detectors
The Toronto Sun reports that fans and players alike will have to go through metal detectors to enter arenas this upcoming season. 3 Questions That Arise From This Story “So players will be unarmed as they get in fights, pull… Read More ›
Whole Foods Press Release: “we love you.”
Whole Foods Market issued a press release in which its Executive Vice-President of Operations, David Lannon said: “We are looking forward to deepening our connections with customers and saying ‘thank you’ and ‘we love you’ during this special Love Fest… Read More ›
CBC: Conservative Party Of Canada Won’t Answer Whether It Buys Facebook Likes
CBC reports that it reached out to all four major political parties in Canada, asking whether they buy Facebook likes, and the Liberals, Greens, and NDP said they do not buy Facebook likes. When the CBC asked the Conservative Party… Read More ›
Breaking: Anderson Cooper Showing Wear Moderators Will Sit In Tomorrow’s GOP Debate!
Anderson Cooper just did a segment showing where specific CNN reporters will be sitting at tomorrow night’s GOP debate. 3 Reasons CNN must think this is “news.” Everyone wants to know where Dana Bash is going to sit. By, everyone,… Read More ›
3 More Slogans We Propose For National Geographic
Yesterday we wrote about manmade-climate-change-non-believer Rupert Murdoch’s 21st Century Fox buying National Geographic… here are 3 more slogans we propose for the magazine. National Geographic: The “National” part refers to Rupert Murdoch’s home, Australia. You know, the country that just… Read More ›
National Geographic + Rupert Murdoch = What Could Go Wrong? ;0
The Washington Post reports that man-made climate change denier, Rupert Murdoch’s company 21st Century Fox has taken a controlling interest in National Geographic. Here are 3 slogans we propose for National Geographic given the change. National Geographic: Controlled By 21st… Read More ›
Trump Has Enough Energy To Declare Another Candidate Is “Low Energy.”
CNN reports that Donald Trump has called fellow Republican party candidate Dr. Ben Carson: “low energy.” 3 Questions That Arise From This Story Are Trump insult writers becoming “low energy” by recycling insults? This is the same insult Trump used… Read More ›
Facebook Doesn’t Recognize Face Of Star Employee
Business Insider reports that Facebook employee #8, Matt Jacobson, who deals with Hollywood big-wigs and wears suits and ties often gets stopped by security at Facebook headquarters. The reason: his suit and tie make him look like a visitor, rather… Read More ›
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