Yesterday we wrote about a Hollywood Reporter story that Donald Trump hired actors st $50 a pop to cheer him at his announcement that he is running for President. They wore T-shirts saying “Trump Make America Great Again!” Next time,… Read More ›
Month: June 2015
For $50 Maybe You, Too Can Hire Actors To Cheer You On
According to the Hollywood Reporter, Donald Trump’s campaign hired actors at $50 a pop to cheer his announcement that he is running for President of the United States. Based on this news, we thought you might want to get in… Read More ›
3 Slogans We Propose For Donald Trump’s Presidential Campaign
1. “I’m richer than Mitt Romney, the guy who you didn’t vote for because he said dumb things like asking if Rick Perry wanted to make a $10,000 bet during a debate. So vote for me. There are a billion… Read More ›
3 Sarcastic Excuses As To Why Your “Unlimited” Phone Data Plan May Be Limited
USA Today reports that the FCC plans to fine AT&T over $100 million dollars for allegedly slowing down the speeds of data on “unlimited” phone plans, resulting in the plans technically being “limited.” Here are our 3 sarcastic explanations of… Read More ›
Um… About That Really Embarrasing Thing You Ordered On Amazon…
Yahoo Finance reports that Amazon is contemplating creating an app that pays regular people to deliver packages while en route to their own destinations. Think of it as Uber for packages. If such a service every comes to fruition, here… Read More ›
Time To Board The Hyperloop Air Hockey Express!
Yahoo Finance reports that SpaceX is building a mile long test track for Hyperloop transport. “What is hyperloop?” you ask. According to Yahoo, SpaceX CEO Elon Musk “previously described Hyperloop as a cross between a Concorde jet, a rail gun and an… Read More ›
You Should Have Got Kittens To Destroy That Gold Apple Watch in Your YouTube Video
Fortune reports that a famous YouTube user has destroyed a $10,000 Apple Gold Watch with magnets… because people often like to view that kind of thing, which translates to money for popular YouTube “content” producers. Specifically, Fortune estimates that the… Read More ›
Blackberry Ponders Changing To Android. Here’s 3 More Things We Wonder If They Are Pondering…
The Register reports that Blackberry is “pondering” installing an Android operating system called “Chocolate Factory” on its phones. What else could they be pondering? We have some guesses… 1. Boosting revenues by having kids sell chocolate baked goods on their… Read More ›
Texas Police Shut Down Kids’ Lemonade Stand
KLTV reports that the lemonade stand of seven and eight year-old girls was shut down by East Texas police for not having a permit or passed health department inspections. At least they weren’t selling the following: 3 Worse Items Kids… Read More ›
3 Ways To Help Radio Stations Survive When Apple Beats Radio One Goes Live
On June 30, Apple is launching Beats Radio One in over 100 countries. Have no fear, local radio DJs. We’ve consulted your radio predecessors who prevailed over television, 8-Track players, and Microsoft’s Zune and have some tips to ensure you… Read More ›
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