The WSJ reports that an aLoft hotel in California is testing robot-delivered room service, using technology from Google. 3 Frequently Asked Questions We’d Like To See Asked About This Story 1. “Since its Google technology, will it send me the… Read More ›
Month: September 2014
First Man To Buy iPhone In Australia Drops It… Don’t Worry – Everyone is OKAY!
Yahoo News Digest reports that a man in Australia who was “the first person in the world to get a new iPhone” took it out of the box. And dropped it. In front of TV cameras. And it didn’t break…. Read More ›
1 In 10 People In Scotland Don’t Care What Country They Live In
As Scotland voted earlier today whether to remain part of the United Kingdom, CNN reports that voter turnout is very high, perhaps as high as 90%. Which raises the question: what’s your excuse, other ten percent? 3 Possible Excuses For… Read More ›
Thank You For Visiting This One-In-A-Billion Web Site
Yahoo News Digest reports that the number of web sites in the world surpassed one billion yesterday. And you still came to this non-stop humor-based-on-real news web party, so thank you. And as the number of web sites grows, .gov,… Read More ›
Apple Releases Tool To Make It Easier To Remove Free U2 Album
Yahoo News Digest reports that Apple has released a tool that makes it easier to remove U2’s new album “Songs Of Innocence” which was added to 500 million iTunes accounts for free. 3 New Titles We Propose For U2’s Next… Read More ›
3 Places We’d Like To See Burger King Move Its Headquarters
Yesterday, we wrote about some U.S. senators warning Burger King not to move its headquarters to Canada. Here are 3 places we’d like to see the company move its headquarters: 1. In the Palisades neighborhood of DC. What Senator wouldn’t want… Read More ›
U.S. Senators Urge Burger King To Not Move Head Office To Canada
Yahoo News Digest reports that a group of U.S. Senators are urging Burger King to not move its tax domicile to Canada by acquiring coffee chain Tim Hortons. 3 More Places We Urge Burger King Not To Move Its Head… Read More ›
3 More Titles For Goldman Sachs 10,000+ Vice-Presidents
Those of you who have been following know that we have been trying to help Goldman Sachs, who has over 10,000 vice-presidents, but no definition of “vice-president” come up with more vice-presidential titles. Here are 3 more we propose: 1…. Read More ›
“Chapter 11 Bankruptcy” Is A Lousy Title For A Book Chapter!
The AP reports that Radio Shack announced yesterday that if it does not find new financing, it may have to file for Chapter 11 bankruptcy. 3 Book Chapters Titles We Would Rather See Radio Shack File For 1. “The Chapter… Read More ›
We Propose Three New Names For Radio Shack
Reuters reports that Radio Shack stock sank yesterday after an analyst cut its stock price target to $0. Perhaps the problem here is that the words “Radio” and “Shack” don’t exactly convey high-tech, in a world where a future watch… Read More ›
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