Reuters reports that a Michigan man has been accused of attempting to throw a normal-looking football stuffed with heroin, cell phones, and cell phone chargers into a prison. 3 Worse Things To Throw Into Prison Stuffed Into A Football 1…. Read More ›
Month: June 2014
Baseball Player Traded For $1
The Bleacher Report reports that the Milwaukee Brewers have traded pitcher Brad Mills to the Oakland A’s for $1. 3 Worse Things To Trade From Milwaukee To Oakland For $1 1. YouTube video of Milwaukee’s mascot sausage race. Oakland is… Read More ›
Nuns Allegedly Not Neighborly To Neighboring Strip Club
Yahoo reports that a Chicago-area convent has sued a strip club for disturbing the convent’s nuns with loud, pulsating music, flashing neon and strobe lights, and a parking lot often containing used condoms. The club manager had something like this… Read More ›
Breaking News: Airline Loses Checked Item, Then Finds It
The Bleacher Report reports that United Airlines lost professional golfer Rory McIlroy’s clubs before a major tournament in Ireland. And then they found them in time for the tournament. 3 Questions That Arise From This Story 1. Was that news… Read More ›
Man Spends Half The Year Living In Retired 727 Aircraft
Yahoo reports that an Oregon man spends about half the year living in a retired Boeing 727. 3 Housewarming Gifts We Would Buy For A Man Who Lives In An Old Plane 1. A plane ticket to somewhere better to… Read More ›
Scientists: There’s Enough Water To Fill 3 Oceans Beneath The Earth
The Guardian reports that scientists have found rock layer 400 miles beneath the Earth may contain three times more water than the world’s oceans. 3 Frequently Asked Questions That Arise From This Story 1. “Is 600 miles below Earth a… Read More ›
Texas Rangers Warn Of Dangers Of Doing The Wave
Newslook reports that the Texas Rangers posted a message during a Major League Baseball game, banning “the wave.” Specifically, the message said: “Attention: due to amount of injuries sustained in this ballpark… State of Texas medical officials are advising that… Read More ›
Breaking News: Allegedly High Man Crashes Car Through Glass At CNN Center
CNN reports that an allegedly high 22-year-old man drove his Mercedes through the glass at the base of CNN’s headquarters in Atlanta. Interestingly, the area apparently has barricade poles, large, stone planters, lampposts and shin-high metal barriers. More interesting, nobody… Read More ›
Starbucks Gets Latest Tech That Doesn’t Work With Latest Tech
CNN reports that Starbucks is going to offer wireless phone recharging. It works without any special case for phones you’ve never heard of… and requires a special case if you use an iPhone or current Samsung Galaxy. In other words,… Read More ›
Waffle House Refuses To Let Waitress Keep Large, Non-Waffle Tip
Yahoo reports that a waitress at Waffle House received a $1,000.00 tip from a customer, but was told she was not allowed to keep it, as company policy is that waitstaff are only allowed to keep large tips given in… Read More ›
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