Yahoo reports that a woman in London is seeking £108,000 of online start-up funding for a cat cafe in London. What’s a cat cafe? Well you can watch an informative video outlining the business plan by clicking here, or you… Read More ›
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New Law In Effect Today Limits Cats, In Case You Wonder Why You Saw Cats With Hobo Bags Hitchhiking
Yahoo reports that a new law in Wellington, Kansas limits the maximum number of cats per household to four. Naturally, this is a terrible way for NotTheWorstNews to start off the New Year after investing in the exclusive rights to… Read More ›
3 More Ways Congress Can Try To Lower Its 18% Approval Rating
Fox News reports that Congress, which has an 18% approval rating, still hasn’t reached a deal to avert the Fiscal Cliff that could result at midnight tonight. So here are 3 more things Congress can do to become less popular… Read More ›
People Buying Botox Injections On Groupon!
Yahoo reports that consumers are turning to group discount sites like Groupon to purchase Botox injections. One physician quoted warns “buyer beware,” as discount “Botox” used could be over-diluted. 3 Other Things We Would Not Want To Buy On Group Coupon… Read More ›
Facebook Founder’s Sister Must Really Be Embarrassed Of Unintended Photo Of Her Surrounded By Glasses of Water!
Earlier this year, we wrote about how Google apparently inadvertently invaded its own privacy when its financial results were prematurely revealed. Well, Facebook, it’s your turn, as according to the Silicon Valley Business Journal, Mark Zuckerberg’s sister posted a photo… Read More ›
TSA Agents May Be Laughing At Nude Images Of Airport Passengers
ABC News reports that an unidentified blogger claiming to be a former TSA Agent wrote a blog entry stating: “Personally, in the I.O. room [the image operator room, where your nude images are viewed at airports that still use the… Read More ›
Even Yodeller From Price Is Right Probably Doesn’t Want To Go Over Fiscal Cliff… But If He Did Near The Cliff, What Would He Sing?
CNBC reports that a new study indicates that 67% of the top one percent of income earners in America support higher income taxes. Unfortunately, when a large number of members of Congress sign a pledge saying they won’t vote to… Read More ›
Judge Orders: IKEA Monkey Will Not Spend Christmas Or Remainder Of Mayan Apocalypse With Its Former Owner
As we wrote yesterday, the monkey found hanging out at a Toronto IKEA is now the subject of a legal battle. The Toronto Star reports that an Ontario judge has ordered that the IKEA Monkey spend until at least mid-January… Read More ›
Blackberry Bans Passwords Geeks Would Use If Geeks Actually Used Blackberries
Yahoo reports that Blackberry will ban 104 “unsecure’ passwords when it launches its new operating system in January, including: Gandalf, Merlin, and ncc1701 (we had to look this one up to find out it was referring to the USS Enterprise… Read More ›
Twitter Adding A Header Photo To Your Profile Tomorrow… But Will This Influence The Pope’s First Tweet?
CNBC reports that beginning tomorrow, Twitter will require your profile to include a header photo, similar to the Facebook cover photo. If you don’t provide a header photo, your profile will include what Twitter calls a “not fun” default grey… Read More ›
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