In celebration of two of our last entries commenting on the fact that the Weather Network now names winter storms names like Nemo and Gandalf… Here are 3 more networks we’d like name winter storms! 1. NBC. Now that cable company,… Read More ›
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Another 3 Channels We’d Like To See Naming Storms
On Friday, we mentioned how the Weather Channel has masterminded the marketing idea of naming winter storms, which explains why Winter Storm #Nemo had a hash-tag in it’s name. We suggested that we’d like to see E!, Fox News, and… Read More ›
Bankers Minus Jobs = Strip Clubs Minus Money
Yahoo reports that job losses of bankers in London, England, has lead to less business in London strip clubs. 3 Other Possible Impacts Of Fewer Employed Bankers 1. Now everyone can afford to hire their own personal banker for home games… Read More ›
Republican Party “Rising Star” Doing The Opposite-Of-Rising To Find Bottle Of Water During A Speech
Marco Rubio, while delivering the Republican party’s response speech to this year’s President’s State Of The Union address, awkwardly leaned away from the camera to grab a bottle of Poland Spring water, presumably on a chair or maybe the floor…. Read More ›
You’re More Likely To Get Injured By A Toilet Than Bitten By A Shark
CNN reports that in 1996, toilets injured 43,000 Americans. In contrast, last year 53 Americans were attacked by sharks, the highest level since the year 2000. And you thought it was embarrassing when you dropped your iPhone in the toilet!… Read More ›
We’re Not Saying He’s A Vampire, But Prince Looks Identical To 1980s Prince At Grammy Awards
Prince presented an award for best record at tonight’s Grammy Awards, looking an awful lot like 1980s Prince. 3 Celebrities We Are Glad Are Not Vampires 1. Robert Pattinson (An actor who’s not that great an actor acting like they… Read More ›
Lawsuit Against S&P Alleges Analyst Sang A Version Of “Burning Down The House” Prior To Sub-Prime Crisis
The Associated Press reports that the U.S. Department Of Justice has alleged in a lawsuit that Standard & Poor’s rating agency gave high ratings to mortgage-backed securities it knew were risky. An allegation in the report include this: “In March… Read More ›
3 Superbowl 2013 Commercials Getting Extra Free Publicity For Being “Controversial”
The Superbowl is today, which means it’s time for everyone to watch someone who lip-synced the national anthem at a recent presidential inauguration perform live, while corporations vie to show the most controversial commercials allowable by law! So here are… Read More ›
NRA Switches Position To Against “Universal” Background Checks. Is There Something Happening On One Of Jupiter’s 67 Moons They Don’t Want Us To Know About?
CNN reports that NRA CEO, Wayne LaPierre stated at yesterday’s Senate Gun hearing that he is against universal background checks, which he was apparently in favor of in 1999. 3 New Slogans We Propose For The NRA 1. “The only… Read More ›
Hey Oprah, You’re Not The Only One Who Can Plug A Competing Device While Recently Using An Apple Device! Just Ask New Blackberry Global Creative Director, Alicia Keys!
Gizmodo reports that Alicia Keys has been appointed the new Global Creative Director at Blackberry. And it appears she was demonstrating her creativity just days ago by reminding us of Oprah’s Microsoft Surface endorsement from an iPad, by tweeting from… Read More ›
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