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Bride Destroys Wedding Dress After Wedding Called Off Via Text
CNN reports that a bride, who was engaged for two years, received a text message calling the wedding off. So her and her bridesmaids attended a color fun fest and ruined her dress and the bridesmaids’ dresses by wearing them… Read More ›
Oxford Dictionaries Names Emoji “Word Of The Year”
Complex reports that the Oxford Dictionaries has named the Emoji with tears coming out of its eyes and a smile the “Word of the Year.” Three Better Headlines For This Story “Obsolete Dictionary Maker Does Something Lame That Hopefully Goes… Read More ›
Google Self-Driving Car Pulled Over By Cop
CNN reports that a Mountain View, California police-officer pulled over a self-driving car, with no driver for driving too slowly. Specifically the car was driving 24 mph in a 35 mph zone, with a passenger, who apparently got a lecture,… Read More ›
Company Improves Wifi On Planes
Yahoo Finance reports that a company called GoGo demonstrated on a test flight that its in-flight WiFi system can handle data intensive services like FaceTime, Netflix, and YouTube. 3 Slogans We Recommend For Inflight WiFi Finally, you can watch Netflix… Read More ›
Google To Scan Gmail Emails and Suggest Replies… We Have Some Replies We’d Like To See…
CNN reports that a new Gmail feature will scan emails and suggest replies, because let’s face it, you’re too lazy to have it any other way. 3 Optional Gmail Responses We’d Like To See To The Question: “What do you… Read More ›
Twitter Replaces Stars With Hearts
Twitter has apparently replaced “favourites” symbolized by stars with “likes” symbolized by hearts. All we can say is: it’s about time, and now here are: 3 More Ways For Twitter To Copy Facebook and Facebook-Owned-Instagram Stop showing us every tweet… Read More ›
Blackberry Releases “Priv” Android Phone… We Suggest 3 Slogans For It.
The Canadian Press reports that Blackberry has released its first Android phone called the “Priv.” So it’s sorta an Android phone with a slide-out keyboard on the bottom. “Priv” is reportedly short for “Privilege” and “Privacy.” Since we’re all about… Read More ›
3 Things To Do With Your Extra Daylight Savings Time Hour
Tonight is the end of Daylight Savings Time, so don’t forget to set your clocks back at 2:00 a.m. Here are three ways you can spend this extra hour… Write angry letters to automakers, microwave oven manufacturers, and oven manufacturers… Read More ›
Amazon Suing Sellers Of Fake Reviews
CNN reports that Amazon is suing 1,000 sellers of fake positive reviews. Some “reviewers” apparently accepted empty envelopes with Amazon shipping labels from sellers to meet the “verified seller” requirement. 3 Reviews We’ve Written For Amazon “Love how you’re driving… Read More ›
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