The Wrap reports that the man credited with inventing the foam finger said Miley Cyrus “took an honorable icon that is seen in sporting venues everywhere and degraded it…” 3 Questions That Arise From This Story 1. How does the… Read More ›
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Everyone Knows Sports Stadiums Offer Good Deals On Beer, Right?
Factbook reports that Boston is the most expensive place to buy beer at a Major League Baseball game at $0.60 per ounce, followed by St. Louis, and Toronto. The cheapest place is Anaheim, at $0.28. 3 Questions That Arise From… Read More ›
This Article Could Be About Something Like A-Rod
CNN reports that New York Yankee Alex Rodriguez could get $61 million under his contract if his career ends and he never plays another game. And CNN reports that other reports say he could face a lifetime suspension and get nothing…. Read More ›
Aw, Man, Did You Lend Detroit Cab Fare After A Night Out Last Weekend? Bummer.
CNN Money reports that Detroit, Michigan has declared bankruptcy! 3 Assets We Would Like To Buy From Detroit 1. The U.S. side of the Detroit River. We’re only interested in the side of the river drowning in metaphorical red ink,… Read More ›
Please Stop Bringing Your Luggage To NFL Stadiums In Hopes Of Helping A Team Move To LA!
CNN and Yahoo Sports report that the NFL will not allow fans to bring purses larger than a clutch bag to games this upcoming season. You can see the full rules from the NFL site by clicking here. Here’s one… Read More ›
Capitals Is Actually A Good Team Name. Awww, We Still Love You Washington.
In our last instalment of our series examining Washington, D.C. sports team names, it’s time to look at the city’s NHL team, the Washington Capitals! That’s actually a pretty appropriate name, Washington. But could you have picked a more appropriate… Read More ›
Maybe If There Were Fewer Wizards Casting Useless Spells, Your Basketball Team Would Have Won More Than 29 Games This Season!
In the wake of members of Congress asking the politically incorrectly named Washington Redskins to change its team name, we continue our series making fun of the other D.C. area team names. Washington Wizards? Look, we understand the tougher sounding… Read More ›
Washington D.C. As Good At Naming Sports Teams As Passing Laws Voters Want
The Associated Press reports that 10 members of Congress have written a letter to the owner of the Washington Redskins, the NFL Commissioner, and the owners of every other NFL team, asking the team name be changed as it’s offensive… Read More ›
Blast From the Past: Alleged Video Of Toronto Mayor Returns Relevance Of Phrase “Are You On Crack?!”
According to the Huffington Post, reports in the Toronto Star and Gawker indicate that sources at those media outlets have been offered a video of Toronto Mayor Rob Ford allegedly smoking a crack pipe. 3 Worse Things A Toronto Mayor… Read More ›
If You Have Never Been Deported From A Country, You May Not Be Handsome.
Time reports that men visiting Saudi Arabia have been deported for being “too handsome!” 3 People Who Will Never Be Deported For Being Too Handsome 1. The captain of the college table tennis team who is totally sleeping with your girlfriend…. Read More ›
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