Quartz reports that a recent British study indicates the happiest age group is “65 to 79.” This age group also reports having the least anxiety. 3 Questions That Arise From This Story Was this a random British sample? It’s about… Read More ›
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About Those Hillary Emails Republicans Keep Going On About
The Guardian reports that former GOP Secretaries of State Condoleezza Rice and Colin Powell used private email accounts for classified emails. Newsies out there may recall that when former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton did the same thing, it was… Read More ›
Breaking: Rick Santorum Drops Out Of Presidential Race
Also breaking: did CNN accidentally run a headline from 2012 by reporting this? Hey, CNN, we got more “breaking” 2012 news nobody cared about then – Snookie’s friend Deena hooked up with some loser with a pixelated face on Jersey Shore before the… Read More ›
3 Things We Expect To See In New Hampshire
Ted Cruz combines “TrusTED” campaign with the B-52’s Love Shack to create remix replacing “Tin Roof Rusted” with “Ted Cruz – Trusted!”* 2. Doctor Ben Carson announces he is suspending his Champagne. Because he won’t win a state he… Read More ›
Free. Trump. Tattoos.
The Telegraph reports that a tattoo artist in New Hampshire is offering free Donald Trump tattoos to anyone who wants one. 3 Questions That Arise From This Story How can we invest in New Hampshire companies that remove tattoos? Why… Read More ›
Cauliflower now a delicacy?
CBC reports that due to exchange rates and other factors, cauliflower prices are surging in Canada. Since we are all about helping the vegetable industrial complex, here are 3 slogans we propose for cauliflower. 1. Kids everywhere agree: thank goodness… Read More ›
Fox News Debate: Draws Half Of Record Viewers Without Trump
CNN reports that last night’s Fox News GOP debate had about half the number viewers of an earlier Fox News debate that featured Donald Trump. Since we’re all about helping media, here are: 3 Slogans We Propose For Fox News… Read More ›
How Are You Gonna Get Mexico To Pay For That Wall Again?
CNN has read a statement from Fox News stating that Donald Trump, during a telephone conversation today demanded that Fox News pay $5 million to his charities to appear in tonight’s Fox News GOP debate. Fox declined that offer. 3… Read More ›
3 Useless Ways People End Emails and Other Messages
1. “Cheers.” If you end an email with the word “Cheers,” we can only conclude two things: (i) You are drinking at the time of sending your office email at 10:30 a.m.; and (ii) You think the recipients are also… Read More ›
We’re Not Done Delivering New Oreo Flavor Ideas!
As Oreo is changing things up with some new flavor we already forgot the name of, here are 3 more flavors we propose: Jerry Falwell, Junior-eos. These cookies are covered with icing featuring new Trump endorsements, but, not too… Read More ›
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