Reuters reports that a man was charged in Minnesota after allegedly burglarizing a house, logging into his Facebook account on a computer in the home, and leaving his account logged in prior to leaving the scene. 3 More Dumb Things… Read More ›
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Mashed Potatoes Close U.K. Highway
QMI agency reports that a U.K highway was closed Saturday after a truck “shed its load” of instant mashed potatoes. 3 Worse Uses Of Instant Mashed Potatoes 1. To block and close a bridge leading out of New Jersey, with… Read More ›
Nude, Unisex Airport Sauna Will Soon Be A Thing
CNN reports that Finnair is adding a new “towel optional,” unisex, nearly one-hundred degree Celsius sauna to its airport lounges. 3 Questions That Arise From This Story 1. Since there is apparently a market for this, why not add economies… Read More ›
Yahoo CEO Late For Dinner After Sleeping Late In France
Marketwatch reports that Yahoo CEO Marissa Mayer recently overslept, resulting in her being two hours late for a dinner at an advertising conference in Cannes, France. Which would still be early to enjoy Moulin Rouge in France, if you ask… Read More ›
High School Kids Like Beats Better Than World Wide Web
The Atlantic reports that a survey indicates that web sites are not popular among high school kids. Specifically, kids go to apps these days, with Pandora and even each Beats receiving more daily users than web sites. 3 Possible Explanations… Read More ›
3 Sensors We’d Like To See On iWatch
According to a report citing the Wall Street Journal, Apple will unveil an iWatch that will have at least 10 sensors that monitor various things including health and fitness. Here are 3 sensors we’d like to see… 1. Sensor of… Read More ›
3 Ads We’d Like To See On NBA Jerseys
Deadspin reports that the NBA Logo has been moved to the back of jerseys to possibly make room for ads. So your favorite NBA player’s uniform can now more closely match your child’s locally-sponsored soccer jersey. Except your child’s team… Read More ›
Law: You Can’t File For Divorce Or Sue King Of Spain
The Local (Spain’s news in English) reports that due to a crazy law that prevents people from suing kings of Spain, the recently married King could prevent the former journalist he married on Thursday from ever divorcing him. 3 Frequently… Read More ›
Incomplete Pass Of Football Stuffed With Heroin Doesn’t Fool Prison Guards
Reuters reports that a Michigan man has been accused of attempting to throw a normal-looking football stuffed with heroin, cell phones, and cell phone chargers into a prison. 3 Worse Things To Throw Into Prison Stuffed Into A Football 1…. Read More ›
Baseball Player Traded For $1
The Bleacher Report reports that the Milwaukee Brewers have traded pitcher Brad Mills to the Oakland A’s for $1. 3 Worse Things To Trade From Milwaukee To Oakland For $1 1. YouTube video of Milwaukee’s mascot sausage race. Oakland is… Read More ›
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