The Daily Mail reports that Justin Bieber fans who paid $1,000 for VIP passes including meet-and-greets were told they could meet-and-greet a cardboard cutout, and not receive any discount for their original seats. We wonder if the Biebs is asking… Read More ›
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3 Observations After Bernie Sanders’ Sweep
Bernie Sanders swept the caucuses in Alaska, Hawaii and Washington… here are 3 observations… He won Alaska and Hawaii: two states you totally can’t get free shipping and handling to! We can only assume the ballots were delivered via Birdie… Read More ›
Birdie Sanders.
A bird landed on Bernie Sander’s podium during a speech in Oregon, resulting in the hashtag #BirdieSanders. Here are 3 observations about this story: Bernie is so likeable even birds are liking someone with the last name “Sanders” – a… Read More ›
Enquiring Minds Want To Know
The National Enquirer recently ran a story about alleged Ted Cruz affairs, which Ted Cruz alleges are untrue and sourced indirectly from Donald Trump. 3 Questions That Arise From This Story Why is this news, and not Bernie Sanders currently… Read More ›
Facebook Announces It Will Abandon Blackberry 10
The Motley Fool reports that Facebook is going to drop support of its app from Blackberry 10 by the end of the year, and has already made a similar announcement for WhatsApp. 3 Questions That Arise From This Story WhatsApp?… Read More ›
3 Reasons To Name The Boat “Boaty McBoatface”
The British National Research Council asked the public online for names for its new research boat that will travel to Antarctica. The current leader: “Boaty McBoatface.” The National Research Council has said that they will choose the final name, regardless… Read More ›
3 Candidates We’d Rather See Angry Voters Choose
Everyone’s talking about how angry people are these days, and that’s why Donald Trump is leading the Republican race… here are 3 angry candidates we’d like to see run as third parties. Metallica. They have an album called Saint Anger, which… Read More ›
Chachi Wants Trump To Make America Great Again
On Fox News’ Judge Jeanie show last night, Scott Baio revealed he endorses Donald Trump. 3 Observations About This Story So the guy who was famous in the 1980s for playing a character from the 1950s wants to make America… Read More ›
Report: Google Car Hits Bus To Avoid Sandbag
The AP reports that Google has updated its driverless car software after a car driving around sandbags assumed a bus would yield to it. Nobody was hurt, making this a victory for sandbags everywhere. 3 Questions That Arise From This… Read More ›
Coach Breaks Hand During Pep Talk Gone Awry
The Bleacher Report reports that Arkansas-Little Rock basketball coach Chris Beard broke his hand by apparently punching a dry-erase board during a pep talk. Here’s a more specific quote from the coach to the media: “A dry-erase board took a… Read More ›
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