Yahoo Finance reports that only 8% of Americans get extra free days off during the summer, including Fridays (known as “Summer Fridays!”) Anyway, here are 3 new holidays we propose in light of the new apparent holiday decline… Summer “Trump”… Read More ›
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3 Questions We Have About Self-Driving Cars
USA Today reports that Apple joins Google, Tesla, Mercedes, and other car makers in testing self-driving cars. If the operating system for the Apple self-driving car crashes, what secret combination of buttons will we have to press to reset the… Read More ›
3 Slogans We Propose For HBO’s Sesame Street
Yesterday, we wrote about Sesame Street moving its first-run episodes to HBO. PBS will still show episodes, but they will air about nine months later. Since we are about helping Muppets, here are 3 slogans we propose for HBO’s Sesame… Read More ›
Now That Sesame Street Will Be On HBO, Here Are Three Shows We’d Like To See
CNN reports that for financial reasons, Sesame Street is headed to HBO. More episodes will air on HBO than previously on PBS, and after nine months, the episodes will air on PBS. As this all unfolds, here are 3 shows… Read More ›
Every home team won in baseball last night. Just like a kids soccer game.
Yahoo reports that for the first time in Major League Baseball history, all 15 home teams won last night. 3 Questions That Arise From This Story But did every level in the stadium win the local-advertiser Jumbotron race? Because, if… Read More ›
Minnesota Vikings Lead NFL In Arrests Over The Past 5 Years… We Have Theories As To Why…
According to the Bleacher report, every NFL team has had at least one player arrested over the past five years. Some of the most arrested were: Vikings: 18 arrests Broncos: 16 arrests Colts: 13 arrests Buccaneers: 13 arrests 3 Explanations… Read More ›
Columbia House Just Filed For Bankruptcy? Columbia House Still Exists?
Yahoo Finance reports that the parent company of Columbia House has filed for bankruptcy. Columbia House used to sell records, and then tapes, and then CDs, and then DVDs by mail. As we are all about helping companies, here are… Read More ›
Oops! Butter Industry Study Finds Butter Is Bad For You.
The Washington Post reports that a study funded by the Danish Dairy Research Institution found that butter raises your cholesterol relative to alternatives like olive oil. Since we are all about helping industry, here are 3 slogans we propose for… Read More ›
Facebook Confirms Nobody LOLs Any More. What’s Your Excuse Texas And California?
Business Insider reports Facebook conducted a study in which they studied posts and comments in the last week of May. The most popular way of laughing online was: “Haha.” “LOL” was used by just 2% of users, and saw highest… Read More ›
3 Tips For A Globe and Mail Writer On Writing A Piece About A Debate
The Globe and Mail published a piece by Kate Taylor today in which she rants about her inability to watch last night’s Republican Candidate Debate on a television. Taylor wrote: “The debate was airing on a channel well above the… Read More ›
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