Yahoo Finance reports that according to Foursquare data, “Super Saturday,” the first day after Black Friday is actually the U.S. biggest shopping day of the year. So to make it clear, Super Saturday is better than Black Friday and Cyber… Read More ›
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Yahoo Finance Useless Headline Of The Year
Here is a headline from Yahoo Finance today: “Yahoo Finance Exclusive: What keeps Warren Buffett up at night.” Ooooh what could it be? He’s one of the smartest, most successful people in the world. Whatever it is, we bet it’s… Read More ›
Car Full Of Clowns Rescues Women
The Toronto Sun reports that a man dressed as a clown rescued two women from being harassed by a man in the streets dressed in a shirt, shorts, and no shoes. The clown threw the women into his car, which… Read More ›
Pregnant Woman Completes College Test While In Labor
CNN reports that a pregnant Georgia woman completed a college psychology exam online while in labor at the hospital. The baby was born soonafter a-okay! 3 Observations That Arise From This Story You know that time you wrote a college… Read More ›
Bride Destroys Wedding Dress After Wedding Called Off Via Text
CNN reports that a bride, who was engaged for two years, received a text message calling the wedding off. So her and her bridesmaids attended a color fun fest and ruined her dress and the bridesmaids’ dresses by wearing them… Read More ›
Comcast Drops YES Network
Facebook reports Comcast has dropped the YES Network from its channel line-up. YES includes games from the Yankees and Brooklyn Nets, while Comcast owns part of the Philadelphia Flyers. 3 Slogans We Propose For Comcast Comcast: If we drop the… Read More ›
CNN Headline: “Squirrel Drops Off Endangered List”
CNN ran this headline today. We didn’t bother reading the story, however, here are 3 items we imagine are on the squirrel’s endangered list: Acorns. (someone ought to let squirrels know how common those things are so they stop storing… Read More ›
Oxford Dictionaries Names Emoji “Word Of The Year”
Complex reports that the Oxford Dictionaries has named the Emoji with tears coming out of its eyes and a smile the “Word of the Year.” Three Better Headlines For This Story “Obsolete Dictionary Maker Does Something Lame That Hopefully Goes… Read More ›
Finally, Urban Outfitters Will Sell Pizza!
Complex reports that hipster-apparel retailer Urban Outfitters has purchased a Philadelphia pizza company for the purpose of selling pizza in some of its stores. As we love helping out pizza-clothing-retailers, here are: 3 Toppings We’d Like To See On Urban… Read More ›
Google Self-Driving Car Pulled Over By Cop
CNN reports that a Mountain View, California police-officer pulled over a self-driving car, with no driver for driving too slowly. Specifically the car was driving 24 mph in a 35 mph zone, with a passenger, who apparently got a lecture,… Read More ›
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