A Texas man reportedly has started a lawsuit to try to get the Courts to determine the definition of “Natural Born Citizen,” a requirement to be President under the U.S. Constitution. Since we’re all about pointing out the silliness of… Read More ›
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Math Genius: Don’t Buy Every Powerball Ticket
Earlier this week, CNN reported that a math professor said not to be tempted to buy all 292 million combinations of Powerball tickets because although the tickets would have only cost $584 million, you would likely have had to share the… Read More ›
Playboy Mansion For Sale, But Hugh Hefner Will Continue To Live There
The Toronto Star reports that the Playboy Mansion is for sale with an asking price of $200 million. A condition of the sale is that Hugh Hefner gets to continue to live there. Since we are all about helping real… Read More ›
3 Point Summary Of The State Of The Union
For those of you who do not have time to watch the State of the Union Address, we have three points to summarize the State of the Union that we anticipate the President to use tonight. America and its fashions… Read More ›
3 Definitions We Have For Natural “Born Citizen”
As Donald Trump continues to question whether Canadian-born Ted Cruz is a “Natural Born Citizen,” a phrase that is not defined by the Constitution, we offer 3 definitions: It means what it meant in 1776, just like all Ted Cruz… Read More ›
Nevada Casinos Lose Money Six Years In A Row
CNN reports that due to declines in gambling, Nevada casinos collectively have lost money six years in a row. Since we’re all about helping big casinos, here are: 3 Slogans We Propose For Las Vegas “What happens in Vegas stays… Read More ›
Drug Lord Who Escaped From Mexican Prison Caught After Contacting Movie Producers To Make Film About His Escape
CNN reports that a drug king pin nicknamed “El Chapo,” who escaped from Mexican prisons twice, most recently using an elaborate tunnel system, has been caught again… after contacting film producers to ask them to make a bio pic of… Read More ›
3 Slogans We Propose For Publishers Clearing House
Publishers Clearing House is running a new sweepstakes where you can win $5000 a week for life and then after you die, someone of your choice gets $5,000 a week for life. Since we’re all about helping companies, here are… Read More ›
China Stock Market Crashes
China’s mainland stock market crashed last night, taking world stock markets down with it today. Three Things You Should Have Invested In Instead Of Chinese Stocks 1. Action figures from the latest Star Wars movie. If the investment doesn’t pay… Read More ›
Who Are These “People” Who Might Question Ted Cruz’ Citizenship?
Donald Trump has recently suggested that people may ask whether Canadian-born Ted Cruz is a U.S. Natural Born Citizen. Who are these “people” that Trump is referring to? We have 3 guesses of people who are not going to ask… Read More ›
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