Everyone’s talking about how angry people are these days, and that’s why Donald Trump is leading the Republican race… here are 3 angry candidates we’d like to see run as third parties. Metallica. They have an album called Saint Anger, which… Read More ›
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3 Definitions We Have For Natural “Born Citizen”
As Donald Trump continues to question whether Canadian-born Ted Cruz is a “Natural Born Citizen,” a phrase that is not defined by the Constitution, we offer 3 definitions: It means what it meant in 1776, just like all Ted Cruz… Read More ›
Last GOP Debate Of Year To Take Place At Venetian
With the last GOP debate scheduled to take place at the Venetian, here are 3 questions we’d like to see asked. “What would you do for a donation from Venetian owner Sheldon Adelson? If it involves singing and dancing on… Read More ›
Republicans Refuse To Participate In NBC Debate Because They Didn’t Like CNBC Debate Questions
CNN reports that the GOP has “suspended” its next NBC debate because it did not like the questions asked during Wednesday’s sister channel, CNBC debate. Complaints included they didn’t like alleged “gotcha”and mean-spirited questions. 3 Questions That Arise From This… Read More ›
The Pope Used To Be A Bouncer
NBC reports that to pay his way through school, the Pope used to be a bouncer at a Buenos Aires bar. 3 Questions That Arise From This Story Hey, why is this surprising? When you hang with folks that turn… Read More ›
The Ten Commandments Revised For Bible-Fan Donald Trump
Donald Trump told a crowd in Iowa tonight that the Bible is his favorite book, ranking well above his own book the “Art of the Deal.” What parts of the Bible does Trump like? We can only guess, so here… Read More ›
3 Less Obvious Reasons We Suspect Some People From Detroit Don’t Like Satan Statue
People reports that a statue of Satan was unveiled at a secret location on Saturday. Obviously some people found this offensive for religious reasons although a director for the organization that organized the statue unveiling said it was non-theistic. Anyway,… Read More ›
People Threaten To Burn Down Satan Statue
The Edmonton Sun reports that a Satanic Sculpture was unveiled in a secret location in Detroit by a group that does not worship satan, but supports separation of Church and State. The location was secret because people threatened to burn… Read More ›
You Thought That Person On A Phone At A Theater Annoyed You
Yahoo reports that a teen who admits he was drinking recently got on stage at the Broadway play “Hand to God” to try to plug his phone charger into an onstage outlet. 3 Questions That Arise From This Story 1…. Read More ›
Harlem Popetrotters.
Yahoo News Digest reports that Pope Francis has become the ninth person in history to become an honorary member of the Harlem Globetrotters. Yeah, but what does it take to become an honorary member of the historical Globetrotter opponent, the… Read More ›
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