Yahoo Finance reports that Donald Trump predicted a “very massive recession” on Saturday and said it is a lousy time to buy stocks. 3 Questions That Arise From This Story What does Donald Trump know about buying stocks? Anyone who… Read More ›
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3 April Fools’ Pranks We’d Like To See
1. Donald Trump hands Ted Cruz one dollar in a bathroom stall – just like in the movie Trading Places. It’s the amount they secretly bet they could win a Presidential nomination by saying all the wrong things and alienating… Read More ›
Canadian Prime Minister: Reopening NAFTA Not Real Issue
CNBC reports that Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau said that he is “not worried” that any U.S. Presidential candidate will reopen NAFTA, and that issue is not a real issue. Meanwhile CNN reports that Speaker of the House Paul Ryan… Read More ›
3 Observations After Bernie Sanders’ Sweep
Bernie Sanders swept the caucuses in Alaska, Hawaii and Washington… here are 3 observations… He won Alaska and Hawaii: two states you totally can’t get free shipping and handling to! We can only assume the ballots were delivered via Birdie… Read More ›
Enquiring Minds Want To Know
The National Enquirer recently ran a story about alleged Ted Cruz affairs, which Ted Cruz alleges are untrue and sourced indirectly from Donald Trump. 3 Questions That Arise From This Story Why is this news, and not Bernie Sanders currently… Read More ›
3 Candidates We’d Rather See Angry Voters Choose
Everyone’s talking about how angry people are these days, and that’s why Donald Trump is leading the Republican race… here are 3 angry candidates we’d like to see run as third parties. Metallica. They have an album called Saint Anger, which… Read More ›
Chachi Wants Trump To Make America Great Again
On Fox News’ Judge Jeanie show last night, Scott Baio revealed he endorses Donald Trump. 3 Observations About This Story So the guy who was famous in the 1980s for playing a character from the 1950s wants to make America… Read More ›
3 Suggestions For Alternative Fox News Programming Now That Final GOP Debate Cancelled
Fox News has cancelled the final debate before the Republican convention because Donald Trump said he could not make it, which lead to John Kasich saying he would not attend without Trump. Since there’s a free slot to fill, we… Read More ›
Bill O’Reilly Has Some (Unintentionally) Funny Ideas About Business
On last night’s “Talking Points” segment of his show, Bill O’Reilly explained recent Trump protests using the following two “points”: George Soros, a “radical,” contributed to the protests through moveon.org. Donald Trump is just talking like a businessman. He has… Read More ›
Are We The Only Ones Noticing Trump Is Winning Mostly Open Primaries?
Trump has seemed like a joke candidate from the beginning, but is the joke on him? We ask this because we see nobody talking about this on CNN as John King looks at county-by-county results, instead talking about different voting… Read More ›
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