Yahoo News Digest reports that the Olympics are likely to return to Beijing in 2022, because all of the competition dropped out except Kazakhstan. Here’s 3 positives we see… 1. Downhill skiiers will already be wearing masks in case the… Read More ›
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Finally, Scientists Create A Baby Robotic Penguin Spy!
Yahoo News Digest reports that international scientists have created a robotic chick that is able to travel up to “shy” penguins in Antarctica, and totally fool them into thinking they’re dealing with a real baby penguin. 3 Questions That Arise… Read More ›
McDonald’s Says It Will Not Be Using Dumb Slogan Everyone Is Talking About
Yahoo Finance reports that McDonald’s is creating a new slogan for next year. And contrary to internet rumors, the slogan will not be “Lovin’ Beats Hatin’.” 3 Slogans We Propose For McDonald’s 1. “McDonald’s: We Used To Be The Largest Shareholder Of… Read More ›
NYC Does Not Say “Thank You Very Much, Mr. Roboto”
Yahoo News Digest reports that a New York City Health Department was suspended for allegedly using a “robotic voice” when people called the department expecting to speak to a human. 3 Worse Voices An NYC Health Department Call Centre Employee Could… Read More ›
Orange Is The New Black And Halloween At Some Canadian Schools
Yahoo reports that some schools in Ontario, Canada are banning Halloween. Reasons include that some families don’t celebrate Halloween and “and the frequency with which hot, uncomfortable costumes make children cry during class.” So at some of these schools, “Halloween”… Read More ›
3 Twitter Handles We Suggest For Ronald McDonald
A Forbes contributor writes that Ronald McDonald has failed on Twitter – in part because he does not have a Twitter handle. Seems Twitter users scooped up @RonaldMcDonald, and numerous variations, resulting in Ronald McDonald being relegated to a hashtag… Read More ›
Commissioner In Charge Of Pest Control Embarrassed By Cockroach During Presentation
The Chicago Sun-Times reports that a commissioner in charge of pest control in Chicago was embarrassed when a cockroach climbed down a wall during a presentation he was making to City Council. 3 More Embarrassing Things To Have Happen During… Read More ›
YouTube: Soon You May Be Able To Pay To Watch Whatever It Is You’re Watching There
Reuters reports that Google is contemplating creating a subscription based version of YouTube where you won’t have to see ads to enjoy the same great cat-playing-keyboard videos! 3 Frequently Asked Questions We Expect May Arise From This Story 1. “I… Read More ›
Solar Flares May Mess With GPS, So Good Luck Finding Your Car, With Your iPhone Locked Inside
Yahoo News Digest reports that a sunspot has caused solar flares which “could affect GPS communications.” 3 Frequently Asked Questions That We Expect Will Arise From This Story 1. “Does this mean Twitter might post I’m in North Korea when… Read More ›
Breaking Bad Toys “R” Us, And By “Us” They Mean Some Other Store
Entertainment Weekly reports that Breaking Bad star Aaron Paul has taken to Twitter to express his displeasure with Toys “R” Us pulling Breaking Bad action figures after a Florida Mom created a petition, suggesting the figures were inconsistent with “family… Read More ›
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