The Globe and Mail reports that YP Holdings, owner of the web page formerly known as yellowpages.com is putting in a bid to buy Yahoo. 3 Questions That Arise From This Story The Yellow Pages are still a thing online?… Read More ›
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Axl Rose To Join AC/DC On Tour
CNN reports that W. Axl Rose will replace lead singer Brian Johnson on AC/DC’s “Rock Or Bust” tour, as Johnson has hearing issues. Here are three alternate names we propose for this tour given this information. “Shook Me All Night… Read More ›
Trump Prepared To Lose Wyoming
CTV reports that Donald Trump is prepared to cede Wyoming. 3 Observations About This Story In terms of popularity, giving up the State that gave us Dick Cheney may be a sign that you are becoming increasing unlikeable among voters…. Read More ›
Four more Avatar movies? We’ve got some titles.
CNN reports that James Caneron announced there will be four more Avatar sequels… Apparently because three won’t quite tell the story. We’ve got some suggestions for titles for the sequels: 1. Another Box Office Record = Unobtanium 2. Dumb stuff… Read More ›
Average Manhattan Apartment Costs Over $2 Million
Yahoo Finance reports that the average Manhattan apartment is over $2 million, while the median apartment is more like $1.1 million. 3 Explanations For This Discrepancy Donald Trump’s penthouse is driving up the average, in part, because like his net worth, he… Read More ›
3 More Reasons We Suspect Trump Kids Didn’t Register To Vote
Yesterday we wrote that Ivanka and Eric Trump failed to register in time to vote in the New York Republican Primary. We have 3 suggestions as to why… They thought they needed the official longer-than-official-long-form Trump-demanded birth certificate along with… Read More ›
Dragon Horn Injections.
Yahoo reports that a woman has taken drastic steps to resemble a dragon. You can view a photo by clicking here. As part of this effort, the former banker has surgically removed her ears and nose, and had horn injections…. Read More ›
3 Similes We Have For Wisconsin
Ted Cruz is like Milwaukee’s beer, Miller. He’s the Champagne of beers, or in other words, the best of the worst leading Republican candidates. Donald Trump is like Milwaukee’s motor cycle manufacturer, Harley-Davidson… a noisy HOG of television time. Bernie Sanders… Read More ›
Trump Says Now Is A Lousy Time To Buy Stocks
Yahoo Finance reports that Donald Trump predicted a “very massive recession” on Saturday and said it is a lousy time to buy stocks. 3 Questions That Arise From This Story What does Donald Trump know about buying stocks? Anyone who… Read More ›
Google Practical Joke Goes Awry
Google pulled the plug on a Gmail April Fool’s joke, according to Arts Technica. Gmail users could press a button that would lead to a GIF of a minion “dropping the Mic” and ignoring all replies from the email recipient…. Read More ›
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