1. You haven’t been selected to represent districts one through eleven in the upcoming 76th annual Hunger Games. 2. You haven’t won tickets to see the Hunger Games: Catching Fire, which means, if you’re like us, you won’t spend two… Read More ›
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Analysis Of Most Used Words In Hunger Games; Harry Potter; and Twilight Series’ May Be More Readable Than The Words In These Books!
Slate put together an interesting “textual analysis” of the most popular phrases and words in the Hunger Games, Harry Potter, and Twilight series of novels. You can view the tables of categories such as “Most Distinctive Adjectives by Author” by… Read More ›
3 More Signs The Dating Profile You’re Looking At Is Fake
Yesterday, we wrote about a Toronto resident who sued her former employer, a dating web site, for alleged wrist injuries resulting from writing about a 1,000 fake dating profiles in three weeks. For those of you wondering if the dating… Read More ›
3 Theories That Perhaps Indicate Why The Walking Dead Characters Don’t Call Zombies “Zombies”
Yesterday, funny blogger ListOfX posed a question in reply to our entry about characters in the “Walking Dead” using names like “Walkers,” “Biters,” and “Skin-eaters” as the names they choose to call the zombies in the show: “Why not just… Read More ›
Tunnel From San Diego To Tijuana Sounds More Efficient Than LA Subway System
CNN reports that the San Diego Tunnel Task Force has found an illegal drug tunnel linking warehouses in Tijuana, Mexico and San Diego, California. The tunnel featured lighting and electric rail. 3 Worse Things To Link Between San Diego And… Read More ›
In This Netflix Era, How Soon Is Too Soon For Media To Spoil Plots?
Today on Bloomberg TV, anchor Betty Liu gave away the ending to the series Breaking Bad. Given that the episode aired less than a month ago on September 29, is that an example of bad news-breaking? Or if you’ve just… Read More ›
It’s Not Halloween Yet, So Keep Your Gory Decorations And Free Range Chickens Off The Lawn!
HLN reports that an Oklahoma man’s choice of yard Halloween decorations, including decapitated fake bodies lead to a 9-1-1 call from a passerby, and a warning from the police. Obviously the man doesn’t read our site or he would have… Read More ›
Will British Police Also Arrest JT For Singing “Cry Me A River?”
The Telegraph reports that a 25-year-old British man has been ordered to remove his Texas Chainsaw Massacre themed Halloween decorations from his lawn because they are making children cry. Ironically, the man had put up the decorations to raise money… Read More ›
3 Less Timely Things You Could Tattoo On Your Body Than Twilight Images
Yesterday we wrote about a 52 year-old British woman who has covered her body in £8,500 worth of Twilight-related tattoos, and projects reaching £25,000. Here are three less timely things she could tattoo on her body: 1. Tattoo removal instructions for Twilight tattoos. 2…. Read More ›
The Only Thing Harder Than Watching Twilight Movies Is Reading An Article About A Woman With Her Body Covered In Twilight Tattoos… Which Is Why We Did It For You!
The Mail reports, in an article that was very long and tedious to read, that a 52 year-old woman has covered her body in £8,500 worth of Twilight-related tattoos, and projects reaching £25,000. It all began when the woman’s friend gave her… Read More ›
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