Yahoo reports that a woman has taken drastic steps to resemble a dragon. You can view a photo by clicking here. As part of this effort, the former banker has surgically removed her ears and nose, and had horn injections…. Read More ›
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That Douchebag Punk Who Raised The Price Of Medicine Arrested
Reuters reports that 32-Year-Old drug company CEO Martin Shkreli has been arrested for alleged securities fraud involving ponzi schemes. You may recall him on the news for raising the price of a life-saving drug from $13.50 a pill to $750…. Read More ›
Finally, An Ad Campaign To Speak Out Against A Company With Some Healthier Food Choices!
“The Center for Consumer Freedom” has launched an ad campaign against Chipotle Mexican Grill. One of the criticisms from the company web site is that “Chipotle also has had a policy forbidding its meat producers from using antibiotics—even though these… Read More ›
Pill That Makes Flatulence Smell Like Roses Likely To Disappoint Her On Valentine’s Day
The Telegraph reports that a French inventor has invented pills containing all natural ingredients that create a smell of roses or chocolate when someone passes gas. 3 Related Things We’d Like To See Invented 1. Pill that makes gas sound… Read More ›
Polls: More Toronto Residents Approve of Rob Ford Than Americans Approve of the President
QMI Agency reports that a poll of Toronto residents conducted Wednesday indicates that 42% of Torontonians approve of the job that mayor Rob Ford is doing. According to Gallup from November 19 to 22, President Obama’s approval rating in the U.S…. Read More ›
6 People Might Have Signed Up For Obamacare On The First Morning… Or Maybe Not…
CNN reports that on the initial morning that Obamacare was available, six people successfully enrolled, “according to documents provided to the House Oversight and Government Reform Committee.” A Health and Human Services spokesperson was quoted in the article as saying:… Read More ›
And The Worst Time To Book A Doctor’s Appointment Is…
ZocDoc, according to Quartz, has reported that Friday mornings at 10:00 a.m. is the most popular time to book a doctor’s appointment! And for our East Coast readers checking out our article as it goes live, that leaves you just… Read More ›
Splitting Headaches Are Such A Hassle. And Headache Medication Can Be So Hard To Open. If Only You Could Transplant Your Entire Head…
Yahoo reports that an Italian neuroscientist claims that human-to-human head transplants may some day become available! And you thought allegations of performance-enhancing drugs were a problem in sports. Just wait until the day that Roger Clemens is able to transplant… Read More ›
Accidentally Gluing Your Mouth Shut Is Not A Better Way To Keep Secrets Than Not Revealing Secrets.
The Telegraph reports that a woman in New Zealand mistakenly confused a tube of cold sore cream with super-glue, resulting in inadvertently gluing her lips shut. Which of course made her emergency telephone call seeking help tricky… fortunately they were… Read More ›
If Nobody In Italy Wants To Make Pizza, We Wonder If This Will Force A 30 Days Or It’s Free Policy…
CNBC reports that despite having the worst unemployment record in two decades, Italy has a shortage of 6,000 pizza-makers, that it is having trouble filling! 3 Pizza-Related Shortages We Do Not Want To See! 1. A shortage of items to stuff… Read More ›
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