Yesterday we wrote about a real Toronto Sun headline about a woman waking up to raccoons having sex on her balcony. Here are 3 more headlines we would have used instead: “Now a story that will embarrass all those raccoons… Read More ›
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Real Toronto Sun Headline: “Toronto woman wakes up to raccoon sex”
The Toronto Sun reports that a woman woke up at 7 am to raccoons having sex on her balcony. Here’s an excerpt from the article: “‘I’m an animal lover but I can’t stand this,’ she said. ‘I found it gross… Read More ›
Ted Cruz iPhone Appeared To Be Getting Messages During CNN Interview
In a CNN Dana Bash interview in New York aired on Thursday, the iPhone tritone ring went off a few times during the interview. The ring is the default for received voice messages. We’re going to assume political reporter Dana… Read More ›
Enquiring Minds Want To Know
The National Enquirer recently ran a story about alleged Ted Cruz affairs, which Ted Cruz alleges are untrue and sourced indirectly from Donald Trump. 3 Questions That Arise From This Story Why is this news, and not Bernie Sanders currently… Read More ›
3 Suggestions For Alternative Fox News Programming Now That Final GOP Debate Cancelled
Fox News has cancelled the final debate before the Republican convention because Donald Trump said he could not make it, which lead to John Kasich saying he would not attend without Trump. Since there’s a free slot to fill, we… Read More ›
Bill O’Reilly Has Some (Unintentionally) Funny Ideas About Business
On last night’s “Talking Points” segment of his show, Bill O’Reilly explained recent Trump protests using the following two “points”: George Soros, a “radical,” contributed to the protests through moveon.org. Donald Trump is just talking like a businessman. He has… Read More ›
Reddit User: Forbes Pulled Article Opining Sanders Will Win The Presidential Election
According to a Reddit user, Forbes pulled an article, that you can view a transcript of by clicking here. The article was titled:”How Bernie Sanders Will Win The Nomination (And The Presidency)” and written by Ilya Pozin. 3 More Forbes… Read More ›
CNN Reports New House Of Cards Season Reviews In
House of Cards’ latest season began streaming on Netflix at midnight today… which lead to CNN running the following headline: “House of Cards’ season 4: The reviews are in” Since we are about helping news networks, here are: 3 Alternate… Read More ›
Live: 3 Suggestions For Tonight’s Democratic Debate
Backdrop saying this is a “PBS NEWS HOUR” debate is clearly misleading in this two hour debate. This would be a better sponsor if the debate was held at 2:00 a.m. when Daylight Savings Time ends in a few weeks. Hey… Read More ›
Brief Summary Of The New Hampshire Primaries
Based on long lines of cars, people in Merrimack think voting is done via drive-thru. “Tell me more about this drive-thru,” we expect Chris Christie to bellow, “If it is full of voters for Trump, shut down the bridge leading… Read More ›
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