In a “Special To CNN,” Dean Obeidallah wrote a piece entitled “Don’t Name Your Kid Siri.” The article provided a link to Baby Center.com’s “Hottest Baby Name Trends of 2012.” According to that article: “And parents like the sound of… Read More ›
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Disney Acquires Almost Every Other Hero It Didn’t Acquire Through Marvel
Engadget reports that Disney (owner of your favorite Marvel superheroes) has acquired Lucasfilm Ltd., including the rights to Star Wars and Indiana Jones. According to the report, Disney plans to release a Star Wars film every two to three years…. Read More ›
Donald Trump Announces He Will Give $5 Million To Charity If President Drops Everything In Middle Of Campaign To Be Bossed Around Like A Celebrity Apprentice C-List Actor
Today, Donald Trump announced via social media that he will give $5 million to a charity of President Obama’s choice if the President releases his college applications, records, and passport details by 5 pm on October 31, 2012. And if… Read More ›
Ad Suggests Toronto Newspapers Have Low Self Esteem!
The following ad has recently appeared on Toronto subways: What kind of negative message is this sending newspapers across the city of Toronto? Dear Toronto Sun and other newspaper friends, don’t let anyone tell you that you are not good… Read More ›
TV News/Opinion Program Shows Photos Of Wrong Person In “Moron Of The Morning” Segment
NOW Magazine reports that during a segment aired yesterday called “Moron of the Morning,” a journalist at Sun News in Canada gave the title to a woman named “Lauren Ash” who organized a peaceful protest against the Mayor of Toronto…. Read More ›
Stop Blaming Your Parents For Everything And Start Blaming The Weather Girl!
Today’s hot 90 degree news tip comes to us via email from comedy blogger ListOfX. According to NPR, the Mayor of a Belgian tourist town called Knokke wants to sue a private weather service for giving a negative weather forecast…. Read More ›
Oh, Canada! Some Bandit Stole Your Bees. Half A Million Gone. In Abbotsford, BC!
And in case you’re wondering, you can actually sing our headline to “Oh, Canada.” Now to the news… According to CBC News, half a million bees and about 8,000 pounds of honey were stolen from a beekeeper in Abbotsford, British… Read More ›
Swedish “Sexy Sausage” Ad Removed After Protests… Which Leads To Protest That The Ad Was Removed!
This is the kind of thing people protest in European countries that don’t use the Euro these days! As we first wrote here, according to the Local, a “sexy” ad for a sausage, in which a woman’s lips are tightly… Read More ›
Technology Is About To Make How You Write Seem Dated, Generation LOL!
Each generation has its own unique way of speaking that is mocked by future generations, and we have some bad potential news for Generation Y (which we refer to as “Generation LOL” in this article, even though we know the… Read More ›
Hotel Replaces Bibles With Fifty Shades Of Gimmicky Controversy!
According to NBC News, a hotel in Crosthwaite, in the United Kingdom has replaced all of its Gideon Bibles with E.L. James’ erotic novel “50 Shades of Grey.” The hotel owner is quoted as saying that Bibles have not been… Read More ›
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