CNN reports that in Russia you can buy a Vladimir Putin inspired cologne called “Leaders.” Since Putin seems to like Trump, and Trump probably already has his own brands of cologne, here are: 3 Fresh Brands of Fragrances We Propose… Read More ›
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3 Reasons We Believe Guns N’ Roses Will Reunite In 2016
EW reports that Guns N’ Roses front-man Axl Rose tweeted this today: “The only thing I know “confirmed” is my LOVE of Taco Bell! Mmmmm…. Taco Bell!! Happy New Years!!” Now – here are the 3 reasons we believe the… Read More ›
3 New Year’s Resolutions For U.S. Presidential Candidates
Donald Trump. “I resolve to exercise more, and by ‘exercise’ I mean ‘exercise my right to free speech while these loser media companies report every ridiculous thing I say to the losers who are my base.’” Hillary Clinton. “I resolve to be… Read More ›
3 Things That TV Commercials Incorrectly Predicted About Christmas
There is not a silver car with a red bow on top in your driveway today. If you’re lucky, you only got a keychain – in camouflage colors, which will make it even more difficult to find your keys. If… Read More ›
We Deliver 3 New Slogans To FedEx
The Wall Street Journal reports that some retailers are blaming FedEx for delay of holiday packages. FedEx reportedly acknowledges they have “unforeseen volume” from some customers. Since we are all about helping business, here are 3 new slogans we propose… Read More ›
3 Worse Names Than United Airlines’ “United Paws”
NY Daily News reports that United Airlines has brought back a program for the holiday season called “United Paws.” For a limited time at certain airports, you can pet a dog to relieve your stress… As we are all about… Read More ›
3 More Slogans For Montana, The State That Searches For “Wolves” On Google
Last week we wrote about a study indicating that the term “wolves” was the most used search term on Google in the state of Montana in 2015. As we also search for things on Google, we learned that Montana has… Read More ›
Ted Cruz 10% Ahead Of Trump In Iowa Poll
CNN reports that Ted Cruz has pulled ahead of Donald Trump by 10% in an Iowa poll. 3 Candidates We’d Like To See Lead Iowa Next Those guys who lost their Iowa potato truck in those potato commercials. Losing a… Read More ›
Reports: Person Named “Bud Weisser” Allegedly Broke Into Budweiser Brewery
Time reports that a 19-year-old named “Bud Weisser” was arrested on Thursday for allegedly trespassing on a private area of the St. Louis Budweiser brewery. 3 Questions That Arise From This Story Okay, media, did anyone fact check this? This sounds… Read More ›
3 Cyber Monday Republican Candidate Sales We Hope To See
It’s just a few days until Cyber Monday! Here are some deals we’d like to see: Free roast for anyone who follows Donald Trump on Twitter.* Make a donation to Ben Carson, and he’ll make one of his crazy ideas… Read More ›
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