CNN reports that the fast food breakfast war that has lead to items like the “Waffle Taco” from Taco Bell has culminated in Burger King’s latest move. Burgers for breakfast. 3 Slogans We Propose For Fast Food Restaurant Breakfast Menu… Read More ›
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Facebook Survey Allows You To Say Which Kinds Of Posts You Don’t Like. Here’s 3 Things We’d Like To See Less…
Marketwatch reports that Facebook has created an optional survey, where users can look at posts, and rate them on whether they would like to see similar posts in their news feeds. The goal is apparently to reduce the priority and… Read More ›
Just In Time For Prom Season, the KFC Drumstick Corsage!
We talk a fair bit about Yum! Brands here and the increasingly over-the-top food items they offer through their KFC, Taco Bell and Pizza Hut brands. Through these articles, we thought we imagined every conceivable food permutation in our comedic… Read More ›
Great News, Readers, You Can Now Donate $5,200 To Everyone Running For Office!
CNN reports that the U.S. Supreme Court has struck down limits of how much people can donate to various political campaigns during an election season. Here’s what stays the same: you can still donate a maximum of $5,200 to your… Read More ›
Teacher Upset To Reportedly Receive Starbucks Coffee With Satanic Symbols Drawn In Foam
The Advertiser reports that Starbucks has apologized to a Louisiana school teacher after she posted photos of two beverages she received at a local mall to complain on Starbucks’ Facebook page. Specifically, the woman was offended by images allegedly drawn… Read More ›
Forget Receipt Porn On Rich Kids Of Instagram, Norwegian Teen Tattoos McDonald’s Receipt On His Arm.
CNN reports that a Norwegian teen tattooed a receipt from McDonald’s on his arm. Apparently this was part of a challenge by his friends, in which he got to choose between a McDonald’s receipt and a Barbie doll tattoo, because… Read More ›
People Apparently Like The Sound Of Money Burning On Calgary Radio Station. What Would They Do If They Knew There Was An Entire Cable Channel Devoted To A Log Burning In A Fireplace?
The Calgary Sun reports that as part of a radio station contest, in which listeners were given the option to vote what to do with $5,000 in cash, the listeners chose to burn the cash. Literally. From the story: “After… Read More ›
Advertisers Upset They Can’t Make Your Facebook Newsfeed Full Of Ads For Free
Business Insider reports that a recent change to Facebook that affects the number of users who see a status update from a page they like has some advertisers unhappy. According to a study, average brand pages with fewer than 500,000… Read More ›
3 Tag Lines We Propose For Sarah Palin’s Reported Future TV Channel
Capital New York reports that Sarah Palin is set to launch a digital channel tentatively called “Rogue TV.” According to a quoted source for $10 a month you can view something described as… well… “Think of it as a video… Read More ›
Two Fast Food Chains Go Bankrupt In Same Week
Reuters reports that sandwich-maker Quiznos Corp filed for bankruptcy just days after pizza-chain Sbarro LLC filed for bankruptcy protection. 3 Ideas We Have To Rescue These Companies 1. Merge them into one company called “Subarrnos” that makes pizza with submarine… Read More ›
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