CNN reported earlier this week, text messaging turned 20, however is expected to decline in popularity, as more people can avoid text messaging fees by using wifi. 3 More Embarrassing Moments In The Life Of A 20-Year-Old Text Message 1…. Read More ›
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Hugh Hefner, Aged 86, Scheduled (Again) To Marry Crystal Harris (26)
The New York Daily News reports that Hugh Hefner is set to marry his on-again-off-again girlfriend who is 60 years younger than him on New Year’s Eve. 3 Older Things Crystal Harris Could Marry 1. An immortal jellyfish. Don’t believe… Read More ›
Venture Capital Firm Invests $15 Million In Web Site That Explains Rap Lyrics
In case you were wondering whether there was money floating around the U.S. economy or not, CNBC reports that a venture capital firm just invested $15 Million dollars in a web site called Rap Genius, that explains rap lyrics to parents… Read More ›
Florida’s Kids Party Is B.Y.O.G. (Bring Yo Own Gator!)
Tampa Bay’s Bay News 9 reports that a company named Alligator Attractions will bring an alligator to your kids’ pool party. The alligators’ mouth is taped shut so you probably don’t have to worry about him cussing in front of your… Read More ›
“June” Is Not An Acceptable Word In Words With Friends
The Internet is down at the Not The Worst News Headquarters which means this is our second entry ever written on an iPhone. And it also means plenty of time to play the hit game Words With Friends! Or as… Read More ›
Rich Kids Of Instagram Ironically More Popular Than Major Web Sites According To Alexa Estimates
We first wrote about the Rich Kids of Instagram in an entry that can be viewed here. Tumblr.com, the 18th most visited web site in the world, according to Alexa estimates, is home to Rich Kids Of Instagram. Well, it’s… Read More ›
TV News/Opinion Program Shows Photos Of Wrong Person In “Moron Of The Morning” Segment
NOW Magazine reports that during a segment aired yesterday called “Moron of the Morning,” a journalist at Sun News in Canada gave the title to a woman named “Lauren Ash” who organized a peaceful protest against the Mayor of Toronto…. Read More ›
Don’t Stop Believin’ Mitt Romney Will Get A Better Entrance Theme Song Than Paul Ryan At The GOP Convention
It will be interesting to see what songs Paul Ryan and Mitt Romney use for entrance or post-speech themes for tonight’s and tomorrow night’s GOP convention speeches. It’s hard to find a good entrance theme when most cool bands seem likely… Read More ›
Toronto Mayor Who Admits Reading While Driving, Refuses To Hire Driver
As we previously wrote here, Rob Ford, Mayor of the City of Toronto, Canada, was caught on Twitter admittedly “probably” reading a document while driving his car on a Toronto expressway. Following suggestions that the “busy” mayor hire a personal… Read More ›
Alleged Bicycle Thief Claims On Video: “It’s Not Illegal To Buy Stolen Stuff… I Looked It Up Dude!”
A Portland, Oregon resident saw his stolen bicycle offered for sale in a Craig’s List ad offering to sell the bike in Seattle, Washington. And he chose to fight internet technology with more technology, including Reddit and an apparent smart… Read More ›
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