The Globe and Mail reports that Microsoft created a “chatbot” named Tay that learns language from Twitter users. The project didn’t work so well… From the article: “Another user asked, ‘Do you support genocide?’ Tay responded to @Baron_von_derp: ‘i do indeed.’”… Read More ›
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Lucky VIPS Enjoy Pics With Bieber Cut-Outs
The Daily Mail reports that Justin Bieber fans who paid $1,000 for VIP passes including meet-and-greets were told they could meet-and-greet a cardboard cutout, and not receive any discount for their original seats. We wonder if the Biebs is asking… Read More ›
Trump Says Releasing His Tax Returns Complicated Like A Facebook Relationship
In an interview with CNN’s Anderson Cooper, Donald Trump says that he has not decided whether he will release his tax returns, but will make a decision over the next few months because his returns are complicated. 3 Questions That… Read More ›
3 Useless Ways People End Emails and Other Messages
1. “Cheers.” If you end an email with the word “Cheers,” we can only conclude two things: (i) You are drinking at the time of sending your office email at 10:30 a.m.; and (ii) You think the recipients are also… Read More ›
3 Definitions We Have For Natural “Born Citizen”
As Donald Trump continues to question whether Canadian-born Ted Cruz is a “Natural Born Citizen,” a phrase that is not defined by the Constitution, we offer 3 definitions: It means what it meant in 1776, just like all Ted Cruz… Read More ›
Sarcastic Questions About The “800 Year-Old” “Mobile Phone”
The Guardian reports that likely hoaxers claim to have found an 800-year-old mobile phone made out of clay. The “phone” buttons have ancient cuneiform characters, and the model looks a lot like an old Nokia phone. Apparently the idea is that someone… Read More ›
CNN: Sarah Palin Urges Legal Immigrants To “Speak American”
In an interview on CNN today, when asked about Donald Trump’s comments about Jeb Bush speaking Spanish, Sarah Palin said: “On the other hand, I think we can send a message and say, ‘You want to be in America, A,… Read More ›
CNN: Over 225,000 Jail-Broken iPhones Hacked…
CNN reports that over 225,000 jail-broken iPhones have been hacked. “What does ‘jail-break’ mean,” our grandparents are asking. According to the article: “Jail-breaking allows iPhone owners to access parts of a phone’s file systems that are otherwise restricted for security… Read More ›
Facebook Confirms Nobody LOLs Any More. What’s Your Excuse Texas And California?
Business Insider reports Facebook conducted a study in which they studied posts and comments in the last week of May. The most popular way of laughing online was: “Haha.” “LOL” was used by just 2% of users, and saw highest… Read More ›
Study: You Should Have Studied More In French Class As French Could Become Most Spoken Language In The World By 2050
The Local reports that a recent study suggests that French will be the most spoken language in the world by the year 2050. “Ceci n’est pas possible!” you may have just found yourself exclaiming (in Mandarin, which we just translated… Read More ›
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