Fortune reports that following reporting earnings, in after-hour trading, Amazon is now worth more than Wal-Mart. That’s reportedly about $250 billion to $230 billion. How did this happen? Amazon made a surprise quarterly profit of about $92 MILLION. So, of… Read More ›
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New York Stock Exchange And United Airlines Shut Down On Same Day Due To Tech Issues. Here’s A Conversation We Imagine Resulted!
Fox News reports that all United Airlines planes were temporarily grounded for a few hours today, followed by the New York Stock Exchange halting trading of all stocks listed there due to technical issues. Oh, and the Wall Street Journal… Read More ›
Chinese Public Company Chairman Made Money Shorting His Own Stock
Business Insider reports that recent filings reveal that Li Hejun, Chairman of the Board of Hanergy Thin Film Solar Group Ltd. increased his short interest of his company, days before the companies shares collapsed. In layman’s terms: he reportedly said… Read More ›
FitBit Announces IPO, Certainly A Coincidence That Coincides With The Recent Apple Watch Release
Yahoo Finance reports that activity tracker FitBit has filed for a $100 million IPO, just weeks after the Apple Watch was released. 3 Slogans We Propose For FitBit 1. “FitBit: This was a great idea until every company started making… Read More ›
3 Bad Places To Hide Cash
According to a recent American Express survey, approximately one out of six respondents are hiding cash somewhere. With that in mind, here are some places we think may be bad to hide it… 1. An ATM that does not belong… Read More ›
3 More Slogans We Propose For A 2016 Mitt Romney Republican Presidential Candidate Bid
1. Finally, a fresh candidate who will help the stock market, after six years of reaching disappointing record highs. 2. Finally, a candidate who will lower oil prices from their pathetically high levels that make refuelling private jets expensive. 3…. Read More ›
3 More Titles For Goldman Sachs 10,000+ Vice-Presidents
Those of you who have been following know that we have been trying to help Goldman Sachs, who has over 10,000 vice-presidents, but no definition of “vice-president” come up with more vice-presidential titles. Here are 3 more we propose: 1…. Read More ›
Top Republicans Profited Over Companies Planning On Leaving America To Save On Tax
Bloomberg reports that Speaker of the House, John Boehner, and David Camp, whose committee reportedly controls tax policy, both own shares in a company called Medtronic. Medtronic announced plans to take over an Irish company called Covidien Plc. This is… Read More ›
Tax Lawyer Michelle Bachmann Chooses 3 Funny Companies As Examples Of Obamacare Hurting Their Earnings
On today’s CNN’s State of the Union, Candy Crowley asked Michelle Bachmann about a recent poll indicating 61% of Americans want to keep or make changes to the Affordable Care Act, while only 38% want to repeal it. Michelle Bachman… Read More ›
Dog Chases Commuter Train Through Two NYC Boroughs
ABC News reports that a dog chased a New York City train all the way from the Bronx to Harlem. Police rescued the collie-Shepherd cross. 3 Worse Places A Dog Could Chase Something In NYC 1. Through two boroughs of… Read More ›
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