The Bleacher Report reports that Arkansas-Little Rock basketball coach Chris Beard broke his hand by apparently punching a dry-erase board during a pep talk. Here’s a more specific quote from the coach to the media: “A dry-erase board took a… Read More ›
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3 Ways To Ensure The Super Bowl Balls Are Not Deflated
In light of the recent #Deflategate, or as we prefer #Deflatriots scandal, here are 3 recommendations we have for ensuring the Super Bowl game balls are not deflated… 1. Ensure each Super Bowl ball’s ego is inflated throughout the game. Tell… Read More ›
Our Prayers Are Finally Answered With News About How Many Of You Are Praying At Sporting Events.
USA Today reports that a recent poll found that half of Americans believe that supernatural forces influence the Super Bowl. Also according to the poll, 26% of those surveyed have prayed to God to help their team. This seems like a… Read More ›
3 Things To Be Thankful For Today
1. You haven’t been selected to represent districts one through eleven in the upcoming 76th annual Hunger Games. 2. You haven’t won tickets to see the Hunger Games: Catching Fire, which means, if you’re like us, you won’t spend two… Read More ›
Man Runs Into Burning Building To Rescue Beer… You Read That Right, Not “Bear”
WTVM 9 reports that after a group of people from Columbus safely escaped from a burning building, one man went back into the building to get his beer. His beer rescue efforts were successfully accomplished resulting in his safe second… Read More ›
Is Your Baby Stressing You Out? Good News – It Could Be Worse!
The Local reports that a recent study indicates that new parents in Sweden are more stressed than parents in other European countries. 3 Potential Reasons We’d Guess Swedish Parents Are Stressed Out 1. They couldn’t figure out the assembly instructions… Read More ›
Michelle Bachmann Will Consider Every Option Available In The World. P.S. Does Anyone Want To Store 6,000,000 Options In Their Garage Once She’s Done Reviewing Them?
CNN reports that Michelle Bachmann announced today that she will not be seeking reelection for her House of Representatives seat in 2014. From the article: “Bachmann, who’s in her fourth term representing Minnesota’s 6th District, promised that there ‘is no… Read More ›
Congratulations! You Did Not Win The Lottery! And That Is *Good* News!
Golden Girl Finance reports that a 2010 study by researchers at several universities indicates that “the more money you win in the lottery, the more likely you are to end up bankrupt.” From the article: “Similar research from the National… Read More ›
Can’t Find The Mayonnaise In The Fridge? Maybe It’s Because The Fridge Is Floating In A River!
CNN reports that all kinds of crazy items are being dumped and removed from America’s rivers and waterways. Items that one individual has removed over the past 15 years include: “67,000 tires… 218 washing machines, 19 tractors, 12 hot tubs,… Read More ›
I Lost My Wallet For 35 Years And All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt
The Sun reports that a British man has been reunited with the wallet he lost 35 years ago at a squash club. The wallet was found in a wall cavity by builders apparently doing renovation work, which means that somebody either… Read More ›
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