According to a report citing the Wall Street Journal, Apple will unveil an iWatch that will have at least 10 sensors that monitor various things including health and fitness. Here are 3 sensors we’d like to see… 1. Sensor of… Read More ›
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3 Ads We’d Like To See On NBA Jerseys
Deadspin reports that the NBA Logo has been moved to the back of jerseys to possibly make room for ads. So your favorite NBA player’s uniform can now more closely match your child’s locally-sponsored soccer jersey. Except your child’s team… Read More ›
Law: You Can’t File For Divorce Or Sue King Of Spain
The Local (Spain’s news in English) reports that due to a crazy law that prevents people from suing kings of Spain, the recently married King could prevent the former journalist he married on Thursday from ever divorcing him. 3 Frequently… Read More ›
Incomplete Pass Of Football Stuffed With Heroin Doesn’t Fool Prison Guards
Reuters reports that a Michigan man has been accused of attempting to throw a normal-looking football stuffed with heroin, cell phones, and cell phone chargers into a prison. 3 Worse Things To Throw Into Prison Stuffed Into A Football 1…. Read More ›
Baseball Player Traded For $1
The Bleacher Report reports that the Milwaukee Brewers have traded pitcher Brad Mills to the Oakland A’s for $1. 3 Worse Things To Trade From Milwaukee To Oakland For $1 1. YouTube video of Milwaukee’s mascot sausage race. Oakland is… Read More ›
Nuns Allegedly Not Neighborly To Neighboring Strip Club
Yahoo reports that a Chicago-area convent has sued a strip club for disturbing the convent’s nuns with loud, pulsating music, flashing neon and strobe lights, and a parking lot often containing used condoms. The club manager had something like this… Read More ›
Breaking News: Airline Loses Checked Item, Then Finds It
The Bleacher Report reports that United Airlines lost professional golfer Rory McIlroy’s clubs before a major tournament in Ireland. And then they found them in time for the tournament. 3 Questions That Arise From This Story 1. Was that news… Read More ›
Man Spends Half The Year Living In Retired 727 Aircraft
Yahoo reports that an Oregon man spends about half the year living in a retired Boeing 727. 3 Housewarming Gifts We Would Buy For A Man Who Lives In An Old Plane 1. A plane ticket to somewhere better to… Read More ›
Scientists: There’s Enough Water To Fill 3 Oceans Beneath The Earth
The Guardian reports that scientists have found rock layer 400 miles beneath the Earth may contain three times more water than the world’s oceans. 3 Frequently Asked Questions That Arise From This Story 1. “Is 600 miles below Earth a… Read More ›
Texas Rangers Warn Of Dangers Of Doing The Wave
Newslook reports that the Texas Rangers posted a message during a Major League Baseball game, banning “the wave.” Specifically, the message said: “Attention: due to amount of injuries sustained in this ballpark… State of Texas medical officials are advising that… Read More ›
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