Those of you who have been following know that we have been trying to help Goldman Sachs, who has over 10,000 vice-presidents, but no definition of “vice-president” come up with more vice-presidential titles. Here are 3 more we propose: 1…. Read More ›
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“Chapter 11 Bankruptcy” Is A Lousy Title For A Book Chapter!
The AP reports that Radio Shack announced yesterday that if it does not find new financing, it may have to file for Chapter 11 bankruptcy. 3 Book Chapters Titles We Would Rather See Radio Shack File For 1. “The Chapter… Read More ›
We Propose Three New Names For Radio Shack
Reuters reports that Radio Shack stock sank yesterday after an analyst cut its stock price target to $0. Perhaps the problem here is that the words “Radio” and “Shack” don’t exactly convey high-tech, in a world where a future watch… Read More ›
Calgary Gets Second Snowfall Of The Summer, How Will This Affect Climate Change’s Self-Esteem?
Yahoo News Digest reports that a heavy snow fall in Calgary, Alberta, Canada this morning could take “days” or “weeks” to clean up. It’s the second snowfall for Calgary this summer. 3 Questions That Arise From This Story 1. Who… Read More ›
Apple Introduces Talking Watch… What Would Non-Talking Rolexes Have To Say?
Apple unveiled the Apple Watch today, which features Siri mobile talking assistant, and a bunch of other things $30,000 watches can’t do. The watch will be ready some time in 2015, just in time to return useless Christmas gift watches…. Read More ›
Now You Know Where All Of Your Missing Socks Went.
Veterinary Practice News reports that a Portland, Oregon dog ate 43.5 socks, which were successfully surgically removed, resulting in a full recovery for the dog. You can view an X-Ray of the dog’s stomach here. 3 Questions That Arise From… Read More ›
New Zealand Breaks Internet Trying To Look At Nude Celebs
Yahoo News Digest reports that a “handful” of computer users in New Zealand clicked on links promising nude celebrity photos, that delivered malware, resulting in a “nationwide internet meltdown” affecting 600,000 computers. Way to break the internet, handful of people… Read More ›
3 More Vice-President Titles We Propose For Goldman Sachs’ 10,000+ Vice-Presidents
Yesterday, we wrote about how Goldman Sachs argued in Court that “Vice-President” is a “courtesy title” it gives to about a third of its employees. Since it must be hard to come up with names to differentiate all of those… Read More ›
Hey, You Have An Issue With Goldman Sachs? Talk To One Of Its 10,000 Vice-Presidents!
Bloomberg reports that a U.S. appellate court has sent a case to be heard by a jury to determine the meaning of “Vice-President” at Goldman Sachs. A former employee claims that a “Vice-President” is an “officer” of the company, and… Read More ›
Yelp: The Best Place To Read Legit Animal Hospital Reviews, Based On Our Interpretation Of Tuesday’s Court Ruling
The NY Times reports that a Federal Appeals Court has ruled that it is legal for Yelp to lower a company’s rating if it does not advertise on Yelp. Yelp denies that it does this kind of thing… but it… Read More ›
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