The Toronto Sun reports that a woman in India married a wedding guest after her groom-to-be collapsed the wedding. The groom collapsed due to a seizure, and returned from the hospital to find his bride married to a wedding guest…. Read More ›
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Is Peter Schiff Auditioning For Role Of Scrooge McDuck?
Yahoo Finance reports that Peter Schiff, a frequent business news talking head, argues that Wal-Mart’s voluntary decision to raise the minimum wages of its workers to $9 an hour for starting employees and $10 an hour for other employees may… Read More ›
Why Jerry Seinfeld May Sound Like Alvin and the Chipmunks
CNBC reports that certain cable networks that air reruns of Seinfeld have allegedly sped up the episodes by 7%, to make room for more commercials. So if you thought Jerry sounded like Alvin and the Chipmunks, it’s not your imagination… Read More ›
Flavored McNuggets.
The Huffington Post reports that McDonald’s is testing “Shakin’ Flavor McNuggets” and fries in Northern Nevada. Basically, you put the McNuggets in a bag of flavoured powder and shake it… and probably drive every flavor-shaking Nevadan teenager to the nearest… Read More ›
53 Year-Old Woman and 60 Year-Old Man Make Short List To Colonize Mars in 2024
CBC reports that out of 200,000 applicants for a one-way trip to Mars, 100 would-be astronauts remain on a short-list, including 6 Canadians. The trip is scheduled in 2024, and the purpose of the trip is to create a human… Read More ›
Will Apple Car Map Out David Hasselhoff’s Career Better Than KITT?
The Wall Street Journal reported Friday that Apple is secretly manufacturing a minivan-like electric car. 3 Features We’d Like To See On An Apple-Designed Electric Car 1. Feature that allows headlights to project movies on giant hologram simulated-screen in the… Read More ›
Hasbro Creates Nerf Gun For Adults That Shoots Foam Balls At 70 mph
Engadget reports that Hasbro has created a new Nerf gun for adults that shoots foam balls at 70 mph. 3 More Bad Ideas For Hasbro Products We Don’t Want To See Made For Adults 1. Twister for senior citizens that… Read More ›
Teenager Runs Up $54,000 Bar Tabs Using Father’s Amex Card
According to the LA Times, a sixteen-year-old in Japan spent $54,000 in a night out at adult-only bars using his father’s American Express Card. A judge ruled that the father ought to pay about $8,000, while the bars and American… Read More ›
American Express Looks Like It Will Have A Sad Valentine’s Day
Yahoo Finance reports that American Express, which will be dumped by American Costco stores, will also be dropped by JetBlue. 3 Valentines We’ve Written For American Express 1. Be my Valentine… for a $450 annual fee. 2. You are the… Read More ›
Now Where Will We Buy 20 Packs Of American Express Cards In Bulk?
Reuters reports that Costco announced it will stop accepting American Express cards in America by next April. 3 New Slogans We Propose For American Express Based On This News 1. “American Express: Don’t Leave Home Without It, Unless You Live… Read More ›
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