CNN has read a statement from Fox News stating that Donald Trump, during a telephone conversation today demanded that Fox News pay $5 million to his charities to appear in tonight’s Fox News GOP debate. Fox declined that offer. 3… Read More ›
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3 Useless Ways People End Emails and Other Messages
1. “Cheers.” If you end an email with the word “Cheers,” we can only conclude two things: (i) You are drinking at the time of sending your office email at 10:30 a.m.; and (ii) You think the recipients are also… Read More ›
We’re Not Done Delivering New Oreo Flavor Ideas!
As Oreo is changing things up with some new flavor we already forgot the name of, here are 3 more flavors we propose: Jerry Falwell, Junior-eos. These cookies are covered with icing featuring new Trump endorsements, but, not too… Read More ›
Yes! Even 3 More Oreo Flavors We’d Like To See
We’ve been spending the week giving you what the Oreo folks hope you demand: ideas for new flavors. Here are 3 more: Michael Bloomberg-eos. This cookie features golden Trump and Bloomberg outer cookies for those of you with billionaire tastes…. Read More ›
Another 3 New Flavors Of Oreos We Predict Will Be Introduced
Oreos are shaking things up with a new flavor – we have some suggestions of our own. Hillary Clinton-eos. Two delicious cookies with anything in between deleted – as allowed by law! Bernie Sanders-eos. There the same great Oreos you… Read More ›
3 More Flavors Of Oreos We Predict Will Be Released
Yesterday, we wrote about the folks at Oreos shaking things up by introducing a new flavor. Here are 3 more flavours we predict may be on shelves soon… Ben Carson-eos – These contain the maximum amount of sugar allowed under… Read More ›
3 New Oreo Flavors We Predict
CNN reports a new flavor of Oreos is hitting stores: cinnamon bun. Since we’re all about helping giant “food” companies, here are the 3 flavors we predict may hit shelves… Sarah Palin-eos – filled with the great taste of shredded… Read More ›
3 Reasons We Suspect Sarah Palin Endorsed Donald Trump
1. Since Putin seems to like Trump, this will will make her backyard barbecues more exciting when Putin strolls over from the Russian part of her backyard to the Alaskan part. 2. Foiled again by a gotcha question: “Who will… Read More ›
Ted Cruz Supporter Making Donald Trump Look Good
On CNN’s Erin Burnett Outfront tonight, a Ted Cruz supporter explained how Trump is a bad choice because he supported the bailout of banks during the 2008 financial crisis, unlike Ted Cruz. Burnett pointed out that all of the banks… Read More ›
McDonald’s Serving Chocolate Covered French Fries In Japan
CNN reports that in an effort to improve sales, McDonald’s is bringing chocolate-covered French fries to Japan. Since we’re all about helping giant corporations, here are: 3 New Slogans We Propose For McDonald’s “Our new product department now being run… Read More ›
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