Last night, Sean Hannity reminded viewers repeatedly that yet another school shooting tragedy is not the time to “politicize” the tragedy. He then went on to repeatedly advocate for the only solution: add an armed gun to every school. Hollywood… Read More ›
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Hasbro Creates Nerf Gun For Adults That Shoots Foam Balls At 70 mph
Engadget reports that Hasbro has created a new Nerf gun for adults that shoots foam balls at 70 mph. 3 More Bad Ideas For Hasbro Products We Don’t Want To See Made For Adults 1. Twister for senior citizens that… Read More ›
Restaurants Offering Discounts To Patrons Who Bring Guns
The Wall Street Journal reports that some small American restaurants are seeing an increase in business by encouraging patrons to bring their guns or carry-and-conceal permits. One restaurant gave 15% discounts to patrons who brought in their guns or permits. And… Read More ›
Sweden’s Security Is Bananas B-A-N-A-N-A-S!
The Local reports that a journalist in Sweden was almost taken down for attempting to pass a banana, confused to be a “secret weapon,” to Sweden’s Prime Minister. 3 Worse Things To Pass To A Swedish Prime Minister 1. IKEA… Read More ›
Those Signs Of What Not To Bring On An Airplane Indicate What Not To Bring On An Airplane.
NBC News reported on May 25 that a record number of guns were seized at U.S. airport security checkpoints last week. Specifically, the TSA confiscated 65 guns: 54 loaded. And eleven more unloaded. Also, we do not know if any… Read More ›
Good Will Haunting
Earlier this week, funny blogger Diatribes & Ovations nominated this blog for the WordPress Family Award. That blog has a tagline: “Because RantsAndRaves was already taken.” And we would like to give an ovation to the person who thought of… Read More ›
Can’t Find The Mayonnaise In The Fridge? Maybe It’s Because The Fridge Is Floating In A River!
CNN reports that all kinds of crazy items are being dumped and removed from America’s rivers and waterways. Items that one individual has removed over the past 15 years include: “67,000 tires… 218 washing machines, 19 tractors, 12 hot tubs,… Read More ›
Poll: 4% Of Americans Say Reptilian People Control The World
A recent Public Policy Polling national survey asked American registered voters whether they believed in various conspiracy theories. When asked: “Do you believe that shape-shifting reptilian people control our world by taking on human form and gaining political power to… Read More ›
Georgia Peach Thieves Beware… Town May Require All Heads Of Household To Be Armed
CNN reports that the town of Nelson, Georgia, population 1,300, is considering a law that requires “every head of household residing in the city limits… to maintain a firearm, together with ammunition therefore.” Well, every head of household except people with… Read More ›
NRA Switches Position To Against “Universal” Background Checks. Is There Something Happening On One Of Jupiter’s 67 Moons They Don’t Want Us To Know About?
CNN reports that NRA CEO, Wayne LaPierre stated at yesterday’s Senate Gun hearing that he is against universal background checks, which he was apparently in favor of in 1999. 3 New Slogans We Propose For The NRA 1. “The only… Read More ›
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