Earlier this week, CNN reported that a math professor said not to be tempted to buy all 292 million combinations of Powerball tickets because although the tickets would have only cost $584 million, you would likely have had to share the… Read More ›
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Report: Porsche To Mass Produce Electric Sports Car
USA Today reports that Porsche has plans to mass produce an electric sports car. The car will have 600 horsepower. 3 Questions That Arise From This Story Since Volkswagen owns Porsche, will this put engineers who alter emission readings out… Read More ›
Mark Zuckerberg Pledges To Give 99% Of Facebook Stock To Charity… And Why It Makes The People Who Drive You Crazy On Facebook Awesome.
Hooray! CNN reports Facebook’s Mark Zuckerberg has pledged to give away stock currently valued at $45 billion to charity. 3 Ironic Things From This Story People who don’t understand how capitalism works and write “Stop putting ads in MY Facebook”… Read More ›
3 Last Minute Republican Black Friday Sales
10% off next book written by Ted Cruz for every donation made to his campaign by midnight.* Free carbon emissions in exchange for putting any Republican candidate’s bumper sticker on the back of your SUV or pick-up.** Buy one get… Read More ›
CNN Headline: “Squirrel Drops Off Endangered List”
CNN ran this headline today. We didn’t bother reading the story, however, here are 3 items we imagine are on the squirrel’s endangered list: Acorns. (someone ought to let squirrels know how common those things are so they stop storing… Read More ›
3 Observations About Starbucks Red Coffee Cup
CNN reports that apparently people on the internet and Donald Trump are angry that a seasonal Starbucks coffee cup doesn’t say “Merry Christmas.” 3 Observations About This Story If you are angry about something so trivial, you are probably drinking… Read More ›
3 New Slogans We Propose For Volkswagen Brands In Light Of 2nd Emission Potential Scandal
Global News reports that the U.S. EPA has stated that more Volkswagen vehicles, including Porsches and Audis contained software allegedly designed to deceive emission tests. Since we are all about helping corporations, here are 3 new slogans we propose for… Read More ›
3 More Slogans We Propose For National Geographic
Yesterday we wrote about manmade-climate-change-non-believer Rupert Murdoch’s 21st Century Fox buying National Geographic… here are 3 more slogans we propose for the magazine. National Geographic: The “National” part refers to Rupert Murdoch’s home, Australia. You know, the country that just… Read More ›
National Geographic + Rupert Murdoch = What Could Go Wrong? ;0
The Washington Post reports that man-made climate change denier, Rupert Murdoch’s company 21st Century Fox has taken a controlling interest in National Geographic. Here are 3 slogans we propose for National Geographic given the change. National Geographic: Controlled By 21st… Read More ›
Ford has figured out how to make coin-holder out of $400 in shredded U.S. currency
Yahoo Finance reports in this video that Ford is creating non-oil based plastics out of interesting materials: dandelions; stuff left over from manufacturing Ketchup; and shredded U.S. currency. Specifically, $400 worth of old currency, that would have been destined for… Read More ›
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