Donald Trump has told supporters to stop using Apple products, and boycott the company unless they create a backdoor that allows the FBI to hack into a terrorist’s iPhone. Instead he is saying he will use devices from Korean company… Read More ›
economy
3 New Slogans For Trump Now That He Hears Unemployment Is 42%
Earlier this week Donald Trump told supporters to not believe that America has a 5% unemployment rate. He hears it’s more like 42%! Here are 3 new slogans we propose for Trump: “Making America great again, by a secret plan… Read More ›
GOP Pulls Debate From NBC, Moves It To CNN
CNN reports that the GOP has moved the GOP’s Super Tuesday debate from NBC to CNN after complaints of CNBC’s (a unit of NBC) moderation of a GOP debate last year. The RNC committee chair had this to say: “While… Read More ›
3 Reasons To Be Happy Canadian Dollar Has Fallen To 11-Year Low
Bloomberg reports that due to declining oil prices, the Canadian dollar has fallen to an eleven year low, with one “Loonie” valued at 74.08 U.S. cents. Canadian band Nickelback will be forced to rename itself 3.702-Pennies-Back. Canada doesn’t even use… Read More ›
Poll: Majority of Republicans Want Someone With No Political Experience To Lead Party, Regardless Of How Good Their Ideas Or Business Experience Is
CNN reports that a new poll indicates Donald Trump, favored by 21% of Republican Primary voters is in a statistical tie with Ben Carson, who has 20% of the vote. Carly Fiorina and Marco Rubio each have 11%. Which means… Read More ›
Oops! Fed Reserve Allegedly Accidentally Published Rate Hike Plans Online.
Reuters reports that the U.S. Federal Reserve allegedly accidentally published its plans online to raise interest rates by 0.25% this year. 3 Questions That Arise From This Story 1. Could they publish something that would raise the public’s interest rates… Read More ›
Oilman: Oil Prices Will Go Up
Reuters reports that oilman T. Boone Pickens reports that oil prices will go up to $100 a barrel by 2016. This revises earlier comments he made that it would reach that price this year. 3 Sarcastic Comments About This Story… Read More ›
Technology Exists To Have Robot Spit In Your Fries Instead Of Unsupervised Teenagers!
CNBC reports that new robots could be trained to replace service industry employees including coffee baristas, hamburger flippers, and retail store T-Shirt folders. But what about the industries that involve providing fewer services, like say, being a member of Congress?… Read More ›
3 More Ways Congress Can Try To Lower Its 18% Approval Rating
Fox News reports that Congress, which has an 18% approval rating, still hasn’t reached a deal to avert the Fiscal Cliff that could result at midnight tonight. So here are 3 more things Congress can do to become less popular… Read More ›
Disney Acquires Almost Every Other Hero It Didn’t Acquire Through Marvel
Engadget reports that Disney (owner of your favorite Marvel superheroes) has acquired Lucasfilm Ltd., including the rights to Star Wars and Indiana Jones. According to the report, Disney plans to release a Star Wars film every two to three years…. Read More ›
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