Yahoo reports that Ireland has scrambled to pass a new law to reverse the effect of an appellate court decision that reportedly accidentally legalized crystal meth and ecstasy. Part of the problem arose because this type of “undelete button” law… Read More ›
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Venetian Owner Cool With Gambling and Liquor But Not Medical Marijuana
The Orlando Sentinel reports that in Tuesday’s elections, despite receiving over 57% of the vote, a referendum requiring 60% of the vote to legalize medicinal marijuana in Florida did not pass. Sheldon Adelson, an owner of Las Vegas Sands, the… Read More ›
Breaking News: Allegedly High Man Crashes Car Through Glass At CNN Center
CNN reports that an allegedly high 22-year-old man drove his Mercedes through the glass at the base of CNN’s headquarters in Atlanta. Interestingly, the area apparently has barricade poles, large, stone planters, lampposts and shin-high metal barriers. More interesting, nobody… Read More ›
WSJ: FBI “Grappling” With Policy To Not Hire Pot Users
The Wall Street Journal reports that although the FBI has been authorized by Congress to hire 2,000 people to help fight cyber-crime, they may have trouble filling those positions as a “lot of the nation’s top computer programmers and hacking gurus… Read More ›
Dr. Dre To Become Rap’s First Billionaire? Finally A Billionaire Who Will Win Any Cable News Debate With Donald Trump.
The Wall Street Journal reports that a deal in which Apple will buy Beats Electronics LLC will likely land Dr. Dre and Jimmy Iovine in senior positions at Apple. As Dr. Dre reportedly said the deal will make him rap’s… Read More ›
3 Theories We Suggest Why A Package Of Cocaine Was Sent To The Vatican
CBS News reports that German customs officials have seized a package containing condoms filled with tens of thousands of dollars worth of cocaine addressed to the Vatican. Nobody has been able to determine the intended recipient. Since nobody knows what’s… Read More ›
3 Alternate Titles We Suggest For Sarah Palin’s Reported Show “Rogue TV.”
Several days ago, we wrote about a report that Sarah Palin may launch her own channel tentatively titled “Rogue TV.” Here are some alternate titles we suggest, inspired by the “author” of Going Rogue. 1. Joe Rogan TV. Since Sarah Palin’s… Read More ›
Vancouver Crack Pipe Vending Machines.
CTV reports that Vancouver has become the first place in Canada to offer crack pipe vending machines. The machines offer safer crack-pipes for 25 cents, which it is hoped will reduce the spread of disease caused by cheaper crack-pipes chipping…. Read More ›
You Are Totally Never Going To Graduate From Blue Square To Black Diamond Ski Hills With All These Human Obstacles Walking Up The Hills For Free!
Whenever we can, we read the blogs of people who have followed this blog, or somehow otherwise ended up in our WordPress reader. So, today’s news was found in our reader reported by WordPress site Sykose Extreme Sports News. And… Read More ›
Today’s Secret Word In Toronto Is Definitely Maybe “Probably”
CBC reports that Rob Ford, the Mayor of Toronto, has admitted to smoking crack cocaine. According to the article, the Mayor said this today: “But, no — do I? Am I an addict, no? Have I tried it? Um, probably… Read More ›
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