The Toronto Sun reports that a man dressed as a clown rescued two women from being harassed by a man in the streets dressed in a shirt, shorts, and no shoes. The clown threw the women into his car, which… Read More ›
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Pregnant Woman Completes College Test While In Labor
CNN reports that a pregnant Georgia woman completed a college psychology exam online while in labor at the hospital. The baby was born soonafter a-okay! 3 Observations That Arise From This Story You know that time you wrote a college… Read More ›
11 Year Old Graduates With 3 College Degrees
Yahoo reports that an 11 year-old Sacremento kid just graduated with three university degrees. Which means he can probably spell “Sacramento” correctly, unlike whoever wrote our first sentence. His degrees are in math, science, and language studies… here are… 3… Read More ›
Monkey Instructional Videos.
Discovery reports that a recent study indicates showing monkeys instructional videos that demonstrate how to open artificial fruit taught monkeys how to open artificial fruit. We assume “artificial fruit” is the secret ingredient to our favorite fruit-flavored-drinks. And now it’s… Read More ›
3 Reasons Your College Couch May Be More Trustworthy Than Your Bank
Fox News reports several college students in New York found $40,000 in a couch they bought for $20 from the Salvation Army. They found the money after investigating why the couch was so “uncomfortable.” We’re glad to hear the answer… Read More ›
Ohio Judge Says Living Person Is Legally Dead
Gawker reports that a man who was declared by an Ohio court to be “dead” after disappearing, is in fact alive! Great news! Except for the man who went to Court, which refused to declare him “not-dead” because Ohio has… Read More ›
If You Find Any Typos In This Entry, Please Don’t Hit Control-Alt-Delete
Yahoo reports that Bill Gates has called the need to press control-alt-delete simultaneously to restart versions of Windows instead of one button on the keyboard a “mistake.” 3 Questions That Arise From This Story 1. Wait, Microsoft – are you… Read More ›
While Everyone’s Been Talking About Apple Innovating “This” and Google “That,” McDonald’s May Be Doing Some Innovating Of It’s Own!
In a CNBC interview with the CEO of McDonald’s, the CEO reportedly said that McDonald’s is looking at “innovative ways” to extend breakfast hours for customers! We haven’t attended McDonald’s Hamburger University outside Chicago, so we can only speculate as to… Read More ›
Georgia Peach Thieves Beware… Town May Require All Heads Of Household To Be Armed
CNN reports that the town of Nelson, Georgia, population 1,300, is considering a law that requires “every head of household residing in the city limits… to maintain a firearm, together with ammunition therefore.” Well, every head of household except people with… Read More ›
Please Give This Entry A “C+” In The Comments Section!
The Morning Call reports that a Lehigh University graduate is suing her former school for $1.3 million for being given a grade of a “C+”. According to the former student and her lawyer, this forced her out of a graduate program,… Read More ›
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