CNBC, citing USA Today data reports voice mail usage is down. Specifically, Vonage has found that voicemails left have declined 8%, and voicemails retrieved have declined 14%. Yes, that means the jerks you’re leaving messages for are not bothering to… Read More ›
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Is your razor blade dull? Time to find a sharp object to open the package of new blades!
We’d like to congratulate Gillette on the brand’s new Fusion Proglide blades which according to the packaging “effortlessly glide…” Although we’d be more likely to congratulate the brand if the blades came in a package that effortlessly glided open first… Read More ›
Movies “Brave” and the “Hunger Games” Spark Demand For Archery Sets Among Girls
CNBC reports that sales of toy archery sets to young girls is on the rise thanks to the Disney-Pixar movie Brave, and Lion’s Gates’ Hunger Games. 3 Worse Things Your Kids Could Be Inspired To Play With Based On Movies… Read More ›
Flight Crew Fashion Police Spark Debate On What Is Acceptable To Wear On An Airplane
CNBC reports that two passengers who were asked to adjust their clothing on U.S. air carriers told their stories to sympathetic bloggers, leading to a viral debate of proper air travel attire. Specifically, a woman flying from Las Vegas was told… Read More ›
Stop Blaming Your Parents For Everything And Start Blaming The Weather Girl!
Today’s hot 90 degree news tip comes to us via email from comedy blogger ListOfX. According to NPR, the Mayor of a Belgian tourist town called Knokke wants to sue a private weather service for giving a negative weather forecast…. Read More ›
NBC Confuses Jessie Eisenberg With Mark Zuckerberg.
According to Digital Trends, while showing a shot of the crowd during an Olympic basketball event, NBC Sportscaster Bob Fitzgerald, mistakenly identified Jessie Eisenberg, who played Mark Zuckerberg in the Social Network as the real Mark Zuckerberg. The exact quote… Read More ›
3 Ridiculous Items Possibly Less Healthy Than Whatever You Ate Today
Great news! The 3 items depicted below may be less healthy than your last meal at the drive-thru. And for those of you who happened to eat any of these items at the “Food” Building at the Canadian National Exhibition… Read More ›
Dog Eats American Bills, So We Hope Those Rumors Of Traces Of Cocaine On U.S. Dollars Aren’t True!
Yahoo reports that a Clearwater, Florida beagle named Arnie O’Kelley has been eating stacks of bills from its owners over the past ten years. This past week, the dog ate $300 from the owner’s purse. 3 Worse Things A Dog… Read More ›
“Rich Kids Of Instagram” Site Might Make The Readers That The Site Insults Rich In The Future!
An anonymously created site on Tumblr, called “Rich Kids Of Instagram” allows young Americans to post pictures of themselves showing off excess, ranging from pouring Dom Perignon on spaghetti sauce, their heads, or just pairing it with a hot dog… Read More ›
Alleged Bicycle Thief Claims On Video: “It’s Not Illegal To Buy Stolen Stuff… I Looked It Up Dude!”
A Portland, Oregon resident saw his stolen bicycle offered for sale in a Craig’s List ad offering to sell the bike in Seattle, Washington. And he chose to fight internet technology with more technology, including Reddit and an apparent smart… Read More ›