Yesterday we wrote about a Cadbury Spokesperson stating that Cadbury’s British Easter Creme Eggs are going to be made of something that is “not exactly dairy milk.” 3 More Things That We Consider “Not Exactly Dairy Milk” 1. Creme. Unless you are… Read More ›
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Nike reportedly developing self-tying shoes
Yahoo News Digest reports that Nike is developing shows that tie themselves called the MAG… Just like the shoes in Back To The Future 2. 3 Names We Propose For Self-Tying Shoes 1. “The Mage.” Uses magic to tie nerdy… Read More ›
Microsoft May Replace Internet Explorer
Wired reports that Microsoft may soon be replacing Internet Explorer with a browser code-named “Spartan.” 3 Names We Propose For Microsoft’s New Browser 1. “Thing People With Windows Phones Use To Search The Internet To Buy A Cooler Phone.” 2. “Zune… Read More ›
Store Sells Forgettable Stuff.
PRI reports that if you don’t claim your airline baggage, it, and any contents, eventually wind up in an Alabama store called “Unclaimed Baggage Center.” Some of the items include… “…a full set of armor, Scottish kilts and musical instruments… Read More ›
Wondering What To Do With Unwanted Holiday Gifts? CNBC Has Valuable Information.
On December 26, 2014, CNBC wrote a piece entitled “6 stores with the worst return policies for gifts.” Included on the list were stores that… gasp… required receipts to prove that the item was bought at the store. Interestingly, American… Read More ›
Time To Rate Regulators’ Potential Settlement With A Ratings Agency
Yahoo Finance reports that Standard & Poor’s Ratings Services is nearing a settlement with regulators over how it rated mortgage-backed security bonds before the financial melt-down. You know, those securities that almost took down the global economy because some of… Read More ›
Instagram Purchase As Good As Winning Roulette Play?
Yahoo Finance reports that Instagram, which Facebook purchased for about a billion dollars may be worth $35 billion according to one analyst. And based on what we just learned about Roulette on Wikipedia, 35 times your money is the most you… Read More ›
Coke To Stop Sponsorship of American Idol
CNBC reports Coca-Cola is ending its 13-year sponsorship of American Idol. 3 Observations From This Story 1. This is great news for American Idol, because people who read this news story now know that American Idol is still a thing…. Read More ›
Denny’s Confuses Itself With Las Vegas Nightclub
CNBC reports that a Denny’s in New York is serving a $300 breakfast meal for two that includes a bottle of champagne. 3 More Items We’d Like To See At Denny’s (Based On Real Denny’s Menu Items) 1. Philly Cheesesteak… Read More ›
Crime Fighting Robots.
CNBC reports that a silicon valley company has developed a crime-fighting, 300 pound robot, that can predict crime using its ability to see, hear, feel, and smell. The robot will patrol places like mall parking lots. 3 Questions That Arise… Read More ›
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