Reuters reports that McDonald’s made a video announcement today of their plan to improve their business. The plan includes cutting costs, selling company-owned restaurants to franchisees, simplifying stuff, and creating four geographic divisions. Now, while we’re not certain that cutting… Read More ›
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McDonald’s To Announce Plan So That Justin Timberlake Isn’t Only One Lovin’ It
Reuters reports that McDonald’s CEO, Steve Easterbrook, is set to unveil a new plan on Monday to win back consumers and investors. 3 Suggestions We Have For McDonald’s To Improve Its Business 1. Next time you find yourself as a… Read More ›
Stock Market Fires LinkedIn
Yahoo Finance reports that LinkedIn stock plunged 25% in after hours trading today after giving “disappointing guidance.” 3 Reasons We Suspect LinkedIn’s Results Were Disappointing 1. Strategy of sending people regular emails requesting they join LinkedIn has not made them… Read More ›
Twitter Earnings Tweeted Early
The Wall Street Journal reports that Twitter’s latest earnings results were leaked today on Twitter by a company that searches for this kind of thing on public web sites before information is released. 3 Observations About This Story 1. Twitter… Read More ›
People Paying Money For Fake Digital Boyfriends
The Star Phoenix reports that a service called “Invisible Boyfriend” will send you texts (apparently written by people with a good sense of humor) from a fake boyfriend for $25 a month. Why go through all this effort? Perhaps to… Read More ›
Good Luck Googling Your Name Starting Tomorrow!
Yahoo News Digest reports that Google will start demoting sites that are viewed as non-mobile friendly in searches beginning tomorrow. Some are calling it “Mobilegeddon.” We have 3 names for it… 1. “Great, if by great you mean another-obstacle-to-viewing-normal-web-sites on… Read More ›
3 Solutions We Propose To Help Retired NFL Players Avoid Bankruptcy
Yahoo reports that a study indicates that one in 6 retired NFL players file for bankruptcy within 12 years of retirement. We have three suggestions to possibly avoid this. 1. Never retire! Do you really want a new generation of… Read More ›
Because nowhere else sells make-up…
Fortune reports that make-up seller Avon, may be getting rid of its North American business, including “Avon Ladies” who sell make-up door-to-door. 3 Jobs We Suggest For Former Door-To-Door Make-Up Sales People 1. Door-to-door farm animal make-up salesperson. Because if… Read More ›
Former HP CEO Who Made That Company “Awesome” Obviously Qualified To Criticize Hillary Clinton.
The Washington Times reports that former HP CEO Carly Fiorina released a video criticizing Hillary Clinton, saying that her time at the State Department lacked accomplishments. As they say, that’s like the pot calling the kettle “the latest in new… Read More ›
T-Mobile CEO Mobilizes Out Of Trump Hotel
CNET reports that T-Mobile CEO John Legere apparently got in a war of Tweets with Donald Trump after being dissatisfied with his stay at a Trump hotel in New York. Trump reportedly replied via Twitter that T-Mobile service is “terrible”… Read More ›
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