CBC reports that due to exchange rates and other factors, cauliflower prices are surging in Canada. Since we are all about helping the vegetable industrial complex, here are 3 slogans we propose for cauliflower. 1. Kids everywhere agree: thank goodness… Read More ›
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Who Are These “People” Who Might Question Ted Cruz’ Citizenship?
Donald Trump has recently suggested that people may ask whether Canadian-born Ted Cruz is a U.S. Natural Born Citizen. Who are these “people” that Trump is referring to? We have 3 guesses of people who are not going to ask… Read More ›
Pregnant Woman Completes College Test While In Labor
CNN reports that a pregnant Georgia woman completed a college psychology exam online while in labor at the hospital. The baby was born soonafter a-okay! 3 Observations That Arise From This Story You know that time you wrote a college… Read More ›
CNN: Americans From Some States May Need Passports To Fly Within The U.S.
CNN reports that driver’s licenses from Louisiana, New York, New Hampshire, and Minnesota may not be good enough to take a domestic flight within the U.S. at some point in 2016. Meaning that unless those states update their drivers licenses,… Read More ›
Parents Naming Kids After Disney Characters
The New York Times reports that “Elsa” has become a popular name in America for the first time in decades, likely due to the Disney movie “Frozen.” The names Anna and Olaf have also increased in popularity. 3 Worse Recent… Read More ›
Pretend Note From Airplane Baby In Goody Bag Pleases The World. Here Are More Notes We’d Like To See!
USA Today reports that a couple handed out a goody bag to people sitting near them (and their baby) on a flight. The bag included ear plugs and a note, jokingly apologizing in advance, as if the baby wrote the… Read More ›
It’s About Time Car Companies Started Marketing Towards Children!
Yahoo Finance reports that major automakers are marketing cars to children who are too young to drive. This quote from a Ford executive in the article best sums up the situation: “‘Today, children of all ages are integral in household… Read More ›
The Opposite Of Winning The Lottery… Or On The Very Bright Side, Maybe Not
Yahoo News Digest reports that a Canadian family from Saskatchewan received a million-dollar medical bill in Hawaii after the wife unexpectedly gave birth to a pre-mature baby during a vacation. The family had purchased Blue Cross travel medical insurance, but… Read More ›
Oh no it didn’t! Is science about to prove astrology is right?
Yahoo reports that early research from Hungarian scientists may prove that the season you were born in affects your temperament as an adult. Based on a study, people born in: spring were “excessively positive;” summer were “more likely to have… Read More ›
Toddler Slips Through Gate Onto White House Lawn, And We Speculate What He Is Thinking!
NY Daily News reports that a toddler squeezed through slats of the White House gates, successfully to the White House lawn, causing the White House to go on lock down. Secret Service agents joked that since the toddler could not… Read More ›
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